Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[HappyLittleSnail]

Can he no do a quick pass over of his stories before posting its really no hardView attachment 2365966

Tenough?!? That’s not even fucking close to the correct spelling! You can’t even blame that on a typo ffs. Does he just hit upload before reading through? Or is he that fucking illiterate he thinks it’s the correct spelling? And he wants people to believe it’s HIM turning the opportunities down

 

[Babybail93]

Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose

Thanks tae oor wee @AwwCosyWivDeek fae this title wae the most votes. Sing it hen!! Also

tattle.life

New thread hens!

 

[Shrekssister]

Can he no do a quick pass over of his stories before posting its really no hard

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

It’s “gone by”!! I hate it so much when people say went, when they mean gone.
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Tattle ads trolling Mario today. What happened to the Ugg slippers again?? Why would you wear £2 ikea sliders when you have Ugg slippers?

 

[Mum3boys]

His hame must be the only bespoke wan that needs a wooly asshole hung over the fire. Absolutely foul horrible thing needs bint and nae debates

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Auld Madge is pyoor confused.

If he's using snail sperm, ah mean serum, with the amount of salt he eats shouldn't he have exploded like when you put salt on a snail?

He really would be melting through the floorboards then

Have been sitting here entertaining myself with visions of auld Maz exploding into teeny tiny bits like a zapped alien in Men in Black

 

[AllieBee]

Wunner if he's gonna treatit us to the big unveiling of Crissmas at Marios with a countdown to keep us in suspense? I can't wait!

 

[Madge2022]

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Ah bet the toap wan wull be his profile pic oab that app when he comes over and sees it.

 

[Pinkerton Smythe]

Nicola Sturgeon missed a trick not getting Martin, the nation's sweetheart tae dae the ads for covid vaccine. Scotland's answer tae Chris Witty #nextslideplease

I wasn’t that fucking desperate, hen!

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Funny that, my DMs are just fine. Anyone else with issues?

 

[Galaxy 10]

That fucking track suit. He looks like a dick, literally.

I thought the exact same big fuckin willy head on him

 

[no flouncing]

Her latest grid post/reel 🫣 Hopefully Macaroni will do a similar one for us tomorrow in front of his ring light

 

[SuzyE]

I think camlew needs to open his eyes, Hinch is anything but honest, she's a deceitful cow!

I agree, it just made my day that she ignored tit heads post

 

[AllieBee]

Back from ma holibob.

Toosands of cunt washing to do the now but I have a washing line to hang them on. Factual.

I am no well ma lovelies, I have a runny nose and a heedache. I need a lay doon but I got up this Monday.

Trying to catch up noo

Hope you had a good holiday! We missed your posts.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

it’s a big Rangers song ma lovelie. IYDKGTK
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Me too hen. We are off to Poland, London and Germany this year for some festive cheer. In fact we aren’t even putting a tree up this year coz we have so much on that we will be hardly in. Smell the wealth.

Sounds lush, Hen. Go and make new memories and spine bright before getting aw cosy. Chanting you from the rooftops, etc.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Auld Madge is pyoor confused.

If he's using snail sperm, ah mean serum, with the amount of salt he eats shouldn't he have exploded like when you put salt on a snail?

I'm meeellltinggg what a world what a world!

 

[Alistess]

When do I pack?

I flew to Toronto and packed the night before. Factual.
Also, the packing was done after an emergency evening visit to the vet with ma poor dug.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

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Nailed it hen, right doon tae the cankles on oor Mas

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

mange is in style according to Marion

MANGE AHAHAHAHA

 

[shozdianod]

I don’t know who’s in that Whitney video
But it sure ain’t Whitney Houston 🫤