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Galaxy 10

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Defo a title idea 😂😂

We all seem to agree then that the scent he's picked is candy cane to take him back tae the last few Christmases in the shoebox then
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It's the equivalent of me smelling all the candles in the Yankee shop then bringing one home and calling it a bespokely designed scent
Bet its a dupe of Christmas eve by yankee 😂
 
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Ratgrrl

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Am no an influencer nor is instagram ma fhull time joab so first of all I must ask, are those subtitles editable? I know spelling is no her strong point but the subtitling is beyond comical.

Basically claims to have known Jamie Genivee* from her amasaka* days at devonahams* no ma spelling

Admits she never does fhull make up unless it's for a night out which we know are few and far between

New stapuls old staupls = STUFF SHE HAS NEVER USED

Purpose to have for holiday and for home, I'd hope for someone with bespoke sensitive skin and a make up addict she'd be more than aware of product expiry dates (once opened)

Adamant she is a pure big make up lover, swear swear swear, yet by her own words in the last breath said only does fhull face on nights out aka never

Obsessed with 'cocoa blender?' but have bought a real techniques one

Can be full coverage but also undetectable on male skin due to her being so good on make up application

The CT compact she has had for yonks, also it's generally used for setting and touching up (oil control) it's not to turn a dewy look to matte purposely, if you want a matte finish you pick a matte formulation foundation, and if you would like dewy/glow use a formulation to suit. *but am no a pure big make up lover

Yeah all men want a sun burn look ... Jamie genavee** no ma pronunciation - Blush. No thanks

Muted nude deep pink tone amazing for guys, in the name MALBEC, the internationally known RED wine

Contour, oh she needs to try harder, can still see your 10 chins ma lovelie

Colour theory, oh yeah she is a an expert and that is why her under eyes look stunning

2 concealers, despite the first one being a stapul, original, best

Max* bronzer that is no way a cool tone, it's very obviously warm but she's catching the sun on her face so no problem

RODEO..... I cannot, through her third tub of the smaller size, not bothered to buy one bigger one which would be better value for money

Max* concealer before foundation, wrong and pointless, you use it after

Am fuming she is using By Terry (enjoy the brand myself) but easily caught out by her previous stories and the 2 bottles of utan face and the fact its a full bottle

Another contour, cream, try harder your face still looks like a jacket potato

Use the highlighter on the end of your nose, oh please don't

Some other cheap tiktok make up blush that is suited to men the colours, subtle, coral, not girlie, blends outs, across the nose, I can tell by looking it the pigment it's no way subtle or natural

How nice her lips look since she has been getting filler for 2.5 years, proceeds to shout out that people use a product wrong, beak clutching here

She gets a LBT?? lash lift so has got 2 mascaras

Message for advice

Way out of date but will keep it, would you eat out of date food? if you had a sensitive stomach?

What on earth, seriously!
Fecking love this hen. Sing it. 👏
 
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I hope that bowl of brown shite beside him isnae claiming to be a South Indian garlic chilli, I'm affrontit. That's asda just essentials fae a tin and nae debates. Garlic chilli is red.
Exactly! Garlic chilli from the indian near me also has onion & tomato?
 
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Skyflier6727

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Back from ma holibob.

Toosands of cunt washing to do the now but I have a washing line to hang them on. Factual.

I am no well ma lovelies, I have a runny nose and a heedache. I need a lay doon but I got up this Monday.

Trying to catch up noo
Welcome back. You were missed, also
 
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SuzyE

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Is he the sort of clown who thinks you catch a cold from being cold??

I've had flu exactly one time in my entire life, when I was around 17 and I was basically on deaths door for about two weeks. If you'd had the flu Marion, trust me, you'd know! And since getting preggo five years ago and popping out a sprog, I get the flu vaccine every year because despite not being an at risk group, I ain't got time to risk coming down with the flu!
Exactly. I've had flu and l literally couldn't move or have any light on. It's horrible 😞
 
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blueblue

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Happy birthday to all you trolls. Mr peach got baby peach looked after at the weekend for my birthday and we managed to get out and have one of them 👉🍹 more socialising than marios done all year

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he’s going to Lanzarote 🤨 has he forgotten he already told us this?? moron
I was just going to say he's already said Lanza has he not?
 
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Poptart

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He's such a weirdo. When he laughs it's like his nose looks even bigger. And why has he sent Deek to the shop to get his ice cream lazy fucktard. Go yourself Maz, might burn off a bit of that flab
FFS your profile picture :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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MrsJ2000

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Do any of you trolls also follow ptwm and more importantly the anonymous tik toks exposing her scamming ways? If you do you need to head over to tik tok to see the latest one, oor Marion has a wee part in it and it's brilliant 😂😂😂
PTWM_unmasked
Hilarious!! 😂
 
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