Can you imagine if she was a surrogate fae Maz? With his nose and her chin the poor kid wouldn’t stand a chance.
Can you imagine if she was a surrogate fae Maz? With his nose and her chin the poor kid wouldn’t stand a chance.Surprised she never goat Martin in tae clean the gaff, a new wee client fur him.
Her subtitles(?) don't ken whit they ur called oan that app are as illiterate as Martin's, no ah see why they are pals, also.
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This is 100% what will happen.Can imagine them just getting to the airport and just sitting down waiting for someone to come and get them.
Like they did that Xmas eve.
Not checked in, just sat waiting in their matching tracksuits.
I seen him once in Debenhams all he done was refold stock no where near the make up counterFirstly why is he pretending he worked with Jamie G once upon a time. She probably avoided him like the plague. Secondly do we know what counter he worked on because I genuinely think he thinks he worked on a make up counter and has all this knowledge he must share. He doesn't have any knowledge. Also why would you buy make up so far in advance when you've not even tried it properly. He's a big bug eyed weapon also
27th same as mePretty sure it’s 27th august as mine is the 25th and I remember last year wishing his was the same date so I could be treated to some laughs on my bday knowing his was so tragic. Can’t wait to see his bday outfit, I wonder will he wear that wee tshirt he got from flannels that looks like it’s got planets on it
Please let this happen!Can imagine them just getting to the airport and just sitting down waiting for someone to come and get them.
Like they did that Xmas eve.
Not checked in, just sat waiting in their matching tracksuits.
This famously happened on an episode of Airport or something where this woman just assumed she would be called to her gate to check in. She wasn't and she missed her flight.Please let this happen!
No company would pay him because he doesn't just use one type of each item, he has 3 concealers, 4 loose powders, 100 lip balms etc. But they're all staples you know!Only Mario thinks you could get paid for simply showing the packaging of an unused product without even showing himself using said product, showing a before and after (without filters!!), explaining why it's so good, where you can buy it, how much it costs, why it's better than the rest etc... He's no right upstairs, is he.
What a fucking twat she is!Just having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also
Christ he’s so embarrassingJust having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also
CRINGE!!Just having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also
Have you even ordered your bespoke drinking cup yet??Trolls I need your help! We have just booked to go to that place abroad in a couple weeks (not saying when incase I compromise my security) smell the wealth.
When do I pack?
When do I buy new bits and bobs for holiday?
How many a themlethals am I allowed each day?
TIA, Capeesh, also
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