The Jeffree Star of Paisley 
what an utter baw sack
what an utter baw sack 
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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Get the surgeon to sort out yer lazy eye when you go in 
Who wears a fuhl face of makeup on holiday? I didn't go to that place "abroad" until I was 17 and I remember caking oan the makeup only to realise it slides right aff in the heat. I hardly bother with it noo and just wear the bare minimum.
This silly slut is like a teenage gurul who's never been oan a wee summer holiday afore. Cringing for him and so forth.
This silly slut is like a teenage gurul who's never been oan a wee summer holiday afore. Cringing for him and so forth.
Wee Deek and Beak hitting the night life, Lanzarote 2024
I’m going in May next year can’t be fucked seeing that mad haircut 
some cant drag him out of 2002 
So many hunners of thousands have been influenced by my Make Up storeh, want tae order the same products also
Yes Martin, oF cOuRsE tHeY hAvE
Yes Martin, oF cOuRsE tHeY hAvE
Congratulations ma hen, a wee bespoke baby. May I say I also had a wee no well wain, you'll all get through it. Mon the maws xxxI’ve had a tough time lately as I’ve just had a wean and she’s no well also but I am clutchin ma beak this morning as she’s had some medical stuff come in the post, including her very own shart card
Hard to explain to mr Nellie what was so funny
anyway also this thread has really cheered me up the last few weeks and helped me get up and spine bright on ma newborn journey also
Firstly why is he pretending he worked with Jamie G once upon a time. She probably avoided him like the plague. Secondly do we know what counter he worked on because I genuinely think he thinks he worked on a make up counter and has all this knowledge he must share. He doesn't have any knowledge. Also why would you buy make up so far in advance when you've not even tried it properly. He's a big bug eyed weapon also
Two foundations (one darker and one lighter so I can blend them together to match my skin as I tan) a bronzer, eyeliner and a bit of lippy. That’s literally all I take. It just melts off in the day so there’s no point in packing loads. It’s so obvious he’s never been to that place Abroad or he’d know all this.
He has said on multiple occasions including the jaw maw joy ride/getting a lift, that he was a visual merchandiser because he found the sales targets in sales too stressful. Which is a massive missed opportunity as the one thing he would have going for him would be a nostalgic bitchy look back on 00s Debenhams make up counter stories, a la Caroline Hirons.
No, sorry. That brush has absolutely never been used. God he’s such a sad little liar.
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Good god he worked in VM? No wonder the gaff shoit down! I work in retail and sales targets are only stressful when you're unable to sell Beaky....you need to have a brain cell for that!
Why is he saying he doesn’t like using brow stuff on holiday because its too hot and humid! Him and Derek have been together 8 9 10 ….duck knows ….but years and have never been abroad?!
He wasn't even sure what that MAC product was, he had to double check it was bronzer!
Absolute whalloper. It’s embarrassing. 100’s of £ worth of make up and he never goes anywhere!
He wasn't even sure what that MAC product was, he had to double check it was bronzer!
Absolute whalloper. It’s embarrassing. 100’s of £ worth of make up and he never goes anywhere!
I live for these photoshops 
The only thing I took from all that was how passive aggressive the wee bawbag wiz and the tightness of the warren james rings roon the fingers….ouchaaaa
Am no an influencer nor is instagram ma fhull time joab so first of all I must ask, are those subtitles editable? I know spelling is no her strong point but the subtitling is beyond comical.
Basically claims to have known Jamie Genivee* from her amasaka* days at devonahams* no ma spelling
Admits she never does fhull make up unless it's for a night out which we know are few and far between
New stapuls old staupls = STUFF SHE HAS NEVER USED
Purpose to have for holiday and for home, I'd hope for someone with bespoke sensitive skin and a make up addict she'd be more than aware of product expiry dates (once opened)
Adamant she is a pure big make up lover, swear swear swear, yet by her own words in the last breath said only does fhull face on nights out aka never
Obsessed with 'cocoa blender?' but have bought a real techniques one
Can be full coverage but also undetectable on male skin due to her being so good on make up application
The CT compact she has had for yonks, also it's generally used for setting and touching up (oil control) it's not to turn a dewy look to matte purposely, if you want a matte finish you pick a matte formulation foundation, and if you would like dewy/glow use a formulation to suit. *but am no a pure big make up lover
Yeah all men want a sun burn look ... Jamie genavee** no ma pronunciation - Blush. No thanks
Muted nude deep pink tone amazing for guys, in the name MALBEC, the internationally known RED wine
Contour, oh she needs to try harder, can still see your 10 chins ma lovelie
Colour theory, oh yeah she is a an expert and that is why her under eyes look stunning
2 concealers, despite the first one being a stapul, original, best
Max* bronzer that is no way a cool tone, it's very obviously warm but she's catching the sun on her face so no problem
RODEO..... I cannot, through her third tub of the smaller size, not bothered to buy one bigger one which would be better value for money
Max* concealer before foundation, wrong and pointless, you use it after
Am fuming she is using By Terry (enjoy the brand myself) but easily caught out by her previous stories and the 2 bottles of utan face and the fact its a full bottle
Another contour, cream, try harder your face still looks like a jacket potato
Use the highlighter on the end of your nose, oh please don't
Some other cheap tiktok make up blush that is suited to men the colours, subtle, coral, not girlie, blends outs, across the nose, I can tell by looking it the pigment it's no way subtle or natural
How nice her lips look since she has been getting filler for 2.5 years, proceeds to shout out that people use a product wrong, beak clutching here
She gets a LBT?? lash lift so has got 2 mascaras
Message for advice
Way out of date but will keep it, would you eat out of date food? if you had a sensitive stomach?
What on earth, seriously!
Basically claims to have known Jamie Genivee* from her amasaka* days at devonahams* no ma spelling
Admits she never does fhull make up unless it's for a night out which we know are few and far between
New stapuls old staupls = STUFF SHE HAS NEVER USED
Purpose to have for holiday and for home, I'd hope for someone with bespoke sensitive skin and a make up addict she'd be more than aware of product expiry dates (once opened)
Adamant she is a pure big make up lover, swear swear swear, yet by her own words in the last breath said only does fhull face on nights out aka never
Obsessed with 'cocoa blender?' but have bought a real techniques one
Can be full coverage but also undetectable on male skin due to her being so good on make up application
The CT compact she has had for yonks, also it's generally used for setting and touching up (oil control) it's not to turn a dewy look to matte purposely, if you want a matte finish you pick a matte formulation foundation, and if you would like dewy/glow use a formulation to suit. *but am no a pure big make up lover
Yeah all men want a sun burn look ... Jamie genavee** no ma pronunciation - Blush. No thanks
Muted nude deep pink tone amazing for guys, in the name MALBEC, the internationally known RED wine
Contour, oh she needs to try harder, can still see your 10 chins ma lovelie
Colour theory, oh yeah she is a an expert and that is why her under eyes look stunning
2 concealers, despite the first one being a stapul, original, best
Max* bronzer that is no way a cool tone, it's very obviously warm but she's catching the sun on her face so no problem
RODEO..... I cannot, through her third tub of the smaller size, not bothered to buy one bigger one which would be better value for money
Max* concealer before foundation, wrong and pointless, you use it after
Am fuming she is using By Terry (enjoy the brand myself) but easily caught out by her previous stories and the 2 bottles of utan face and the fact its a full bottle
Another contour, cream, try harder your face still looks like a jacket potato
Use the highlighter on the end of your nose, oh please don't
Some other cheap tiktok make up blush that is suited to men the colours, subtle, coral, not girlie, blends outs, across the nose, I can tell by looking it the pigment it's no way subtle or natural
How nice her lips look since she has been getting filler for 2.5 years, proceeds to shout out that people use a product wrong, beak clutching here
She gets a LBT?? lash lift so has got 2 mascaras
Message for advice
Way out of date but will keep it, would you eat out of date food? if you had a sensitive stomach?
What on earth, seriously!
Fecking love this hen. Sing it.
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