Absolute cheek of him tagging the small business Primark and stating that they should just send him all their Halloween and Autumn tat for free. Why? He really thinks he’s something and has got some brass neck on him. What a horrible little man he is. He is just embarrassing begging for free stuff.
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Babybail93
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The silly fat slag says this now, but this Cunt can’t hold his water. There is absolutely no way he won’t be posting when they are away
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“Share there adventurous online”…… fucks sake
menopausalmargrit
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The irony of him tagging look fantastic when he looks anything but.
SellYerMawForASubwaySalad
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Took masel oan a wee jurneh thru this delusional prick's Insta.
Who remembers this hair-don't by Sweeney Todd?
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Who remembers this hair-don't by Sweeney Todd?
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Skyflier6727
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Only Marion could post an Avamay Aromas story with an Espa diffuser when she sells diffusers 
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Babybail93
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Cannot wait until he cracks out that stupid face steamer and the fire damage wallpaper starts rolling off the walls
Babybail93
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Thanks tae oor wee babby gurul @Skyflier6727 fae this weeks title. Also
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Babybail93
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The cringe from that one made my Fanny feel funny. It was intenseJust having a nosy at that Andrew Wheatcroft I keep seeing mentioned on here and saw this cracker of a comment from oor Maz. Has he actually ever been to that place abroad, I don’t think this is factual also
Anyone else ever get that? Where they cringe so much it makes their underneath feel weird?
menopausalmargrit
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What is he on about paying a bank for 40 years? Does he not realise that at the end of the mortgage the house is his?
nefariousnellie
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Absolutely pissing myself at Mario basically saying it’s hard for him to change his name as the folk at Instagram know him as cleaning with Mario and that’s what he stands for 
his way with words cracks me up daily
his way with words cracks me up daily
AllieBee
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Exactly. I don't hate him in the way I detest influencers, but that's because he's not an influencer. Got to stick my hand up I find his constant mistakes hilarious and he is one man where every single thing he does makes him look like a bellend. How can you hate someone who makes you laugh so much!
Shrekssister
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Oh my god ma hens I've just seen I'm a VIP noo! I cannae believe it I work so hard at this app joab that's no ma joab. I'd like tae thank Mrs mario for popping out a lump 40 year ago and keeping it even though it's a freak of nature. Wouldnae be here without her. Tonsa love ma hens M 
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AwwCosyWivDeek
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Holy shiteballs, Wee Derek could practice his reverse parking in Mario’s receded temple.
SellYerMawForASubwaySalad
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A 40 year mortgage? Wtf was he planning to pay it in...2ps from his petty cash jar?
Poor wee Deek. He’ll be sat in that mcgills bus on the 27th august heading up the town all mortified with everyone staring at them because Mario is sat there with a face like James Charles and an outfit like bet lynch.
im starting to think he’s learning to drive in the first stage of his plan to escape.
. Even wee orange men don’t deserve the beamer of being with Mario 
im starting to think he’s learning to drive in the first stage of his plan to escape.
. Even wee orange men don’t deserve the beamer of being with Mario 
DramaQueen79
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Me and Mr DramaQueen have just had a domestic, the liberty taken toad just accused me of buying shite!!! Near knocked the fucker spark out. Naw pal Marion buys shite I buy essentials 
#whereareyouputtintthiscrap
#whereareyouputtintthiscrap
mrsbucket
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His foot in those manky slippers reminds me of the home video clip from This Country where Kerry's ma can't work the video camera. It's a niche reference but IYKYK
Laura VanderBooben
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The child bearing hips oan her and Mario it smells like you should close your legs...your arse stinks. ibs through the flairboards
I'm sorry but is anyone home Deek
I'm sorry but is anyone home Deek
no flouncing
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Andrew Wheatcroft just had a non surgical nose reduction procedure. Looking forward to hearing how Macaroni has been gatekeeping such a procedure and has his very own also bespoke appointment. Also aye.
puddleduck
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I think he should get one of those re born baby things then he can get all the equipment and clothes, nurse it and then shove it behind the sofa.