Why has he always said everything first & louder?! 
You’re a nobody Hen, get back in your lane. Also.
You’re a nobody Hen, get back in your lane. Also.
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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Aye he's had tae turn down so many hunners of offers of work on here.
Due tae his value being way more than the coin also.
Took masel oan a wee jurneh thru this delusional prick's Insta.
Who remembers this hair-don't by Sweeney Todd?
Buckled
Who remembers this hair-don't by Sweeney Todd?
Buckled
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Uncanny hen but the dog is much cuter obv + has more hair than Marlon also
mange is in style according to Marion
MANGE AHAHAHAHA
Christ, actually looks like one of allthebest's masterpieces
Ma hens I've been at my job that is my job the day and this wee slug nearly got me in bother. Company failed a visit and my boss said to us all "these are all things you should know and if you don't know, get to know!" Holding in the giggles was actually painful
Your boss needs to stay humble, consider that sometimes there isny any failure but is that really for this company? Shout it hen, NO FUR ME, I DON'T WANT TAE PASS. I could, but it's no fur me etc etc
Youse shud just huv shouted sing it hen!
Does he no ken his passions urni your passions?
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He asked Nathan Todd fur a haircut tae make him look like a fillum star, mission accomplished
Clutching ma beak at the holiday pic by oor very oan artist @hopethishelpsallthebest
I've never taking a cup on holiday. I just buy my drink and it comes in a bleeping glass/cup/bottle/can. Has he actually said he's going to Lanza?
I've never taking a cup on holiday. I just buy my drink and it comes in a bleeping glass/cup/bottle/can. Has he actually said he's going to Lanza?
I can't get my head round this buying all tour holiday stuff a year out. What's going to happen if deek finally hits puberty and has a growth spurt into size 13-14? Primark might no let him return the PlayStation swimming trunks that far out
Hen, it just doesn’t make sense. Husband and I are taking our kiddo to that place Abroad in a few weeks and I haven’t bought ANYTHING. We already have summer clothes and I’ll get the kiddo some pool toys here because it’ll probably be cheaper. I’ll bring some of our usual SPF
for the wean because he’s got bespoke sensitivity of the night highest spectrum skin. Job done!
He rambles so much shite, but I think he said something about it being breezy there so he’ll be able to cope with the heat
Makes me laugh out loud. Breezy - true. But it's like sitting in front of a dozen hair dryers.
I'm not in Lanzarote but I live in that abroad place and have it every day.
I'm not in Lanzarote but I live in that abroad place and have it every day.
Every hair on that poor wean on end she bleeping hates gonzo
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