Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

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I haven’t bought new cups for my holidays at the end of August hens. Am I doing it wrong? I was just planning on bringing the usual big Litre water bottle I use every day and filling it up at the airport to take on the plane 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or does Marion need to get a SECOND set of monogrammed water bottles because they absolutely bleeping rinse you on the bottled water at airports.
Same! I own insulated tumblers I use for iced coffee in the house (cannot stand condensation on a glass so this was the sole reason for their purchase and use, and are used most days), but I have no intention of wasting space or weight on them for a holiday! I take my water bottle, but that's for the airport and on trips out I can throw it in a bag and I have no concerns about leaking (and well a water bottle is the last of Mario's leaking worries...😉).

The fact he's speaking as though he's giving away a load of secretive little tips as he's so well travelled is hilarious! I also cannot believe that he is talking about all of this like he's going tomorrow but it's months away! No doubt some other insta nobody is going to have some 'tip' about a better drinking vessel before then and they'll need to be replaced (and we'll not even talk about the stupid LI name thing!). He's such a mug I put money on him needing a Stanley or Yeti by then because some instatwat has said so.
 
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Same! I own insulated tumblers I use for iced coffee in the house (cannot stand condensation on a glass so this was the sole reason for their purchase and use, and are used most days), but I have no intention of wasting space or weight on them for a holiday! I take my water bottle, but that's for the airport and on trips out I can throw it in a bag and I have no concerns about leaking (and well a water bottle is the last of Mario's leaking worries...😉).

The fact he's speaking as though he's giving away a load of secretive little tips as he's so well travelled is hilarious! I also cannot believe that he is talking about all of this like he's going tomorrow but it's months away! No doubt some other insta nobody is going to have some 'tip' about a better drinking vessel before then and they'll need to be replaced (and we'll not even talk about the stupid LI name thing!). He's such a mug I put money on him needing a Stanley or Yeti by then because some instatwat has said so.
100% he'll have a Stanley (or a Temu knock off) by the time the holiday rolls around. Him and Deek will be sauntering through the airport like a couple of prats in matching outfits, with massive drinking cups they could take a dip in. Factual, etc. All the TikTokers had the Stanley cup last year so as usual he'll be about a year behind the trend.
 
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100% he'll have a Stanley (or a Temu knock off) by the time the holiday rolls around. Him and Deek will be sauntering through the airport like a couple of prats in matching outfits, with massive drinking cups they could take a dip in. Factual, etc. All the TikTokers had the Stanley cup last year so as usual he'll be about a year behind the trend.
And oversized sunglasses inside incase he gets papped.
 
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A passport holder, in pink. Labels on their cases. Cabin bags that (hopefully) are too big to be allowed in the cabin. One of those neck cushion thingies. A straw hat.
 
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I bet he won’t tell everyone where he’s staying until after he’s back from holiday. Because obviously all his followers will be booking last minute flights to go and meet him 🙄
 
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A passport holder, in pink. Labels on their cases. Cabin bags that (hopefully) are too big to be allowed in the cabin. One of those neck cushion thingies. A straw hat.
Okay my mother in law has a passport holder (in pink 😂) and it drives my husband and I totally insane because they make you take your passport out all through the airport so really, what's even the point??
 
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I bet he won’t tell everyone where he’s staying until after he’s back from holiday. Because obviously all his followers will be booking last minute flights to go and meet him 🙄
Absolutely would compromise his security for sure.

Imagine if he makes Deek dress up like a wee security guard / minder tae escort he, Mario the OG of that app safety aroon the world.
 
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I bet he won’t tell everyone where he’s staying until after he’s back from holiday. Because obviously all his followers will be booking last minute flights to go and meet him 🙄
More like he's scared a tattler will follow him and he won't know who it is spying on him
 
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I canny wait for the pics of the passports and their drinks in the airport 😂 bet he gets passport covers
 
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He needs Glamis to take him on a wee trance night oot sho aye. They’re pals so he’d be invited to her summer party anaw… oh wait.
 
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Beauts, ahm just catchin up oan the app that isnae ma Joab. Lovin’ Marion’s top holiday tip of taking an insulated cup wae you. Ok then Mas, if you say so. Tell me you’re someone who’s never been on holiday…….
 
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Do you think he’ll tell us when he’s actually going away? Or will there just be a random week of silence?
 
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I would give my right arm for a Tattler to be on holiday at the same hotel as these two idiots next year. I need a picture of the wee Dickheads on the sun lounger with those ridiculous cups, Mario in the neon pink Primark two piece:
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Do you think he’ll tell us when he’s actually going away? Or will there just be a random week of silence?
He’ll do a dramatic post about going “abroad” but won’t tell us where as he doesn’t want to compromise his bespoke security.
 
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Well. Ahem. Now gurls, I've got something to say. I'VE GOT A PASSPORT HOLDER. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
However, mine is a Smythson, v nice, I've had it years. I keep my airline cards in it too. Feel like pure tit now.
 
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I'm actually looking forward tae his 2024 holiday mare than my own.
Just need a sippy cup & I'm sorted.
 
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Liar. He'd love to be financially secure like his influencer mates.

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Okay my mother in law has a passport holder (in pink 😂) and it drives my husband and I totally insane because they make you take your passport out all through the airport so really, what's even the point??
I had one. I couldn't be arsed keep removing it and putting it back on so binned it before we flew back 🤣
 
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