Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

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Kat__lax

His nails are rank, what ever nail sestifcate he claims to have needs binned, he is unqualified.
 
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DramaQueen79

Me and Mr DramaQueen have just had a domestic, the liberty taken toad just accused me of buying shite!!! Near knocked the fucker spark out. Naw pal Marion buys shite I buy essentials
#whereareyouputtintthiscrap
 
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Skyflier6727

Fuck me the legs on that console table will be even more buckled underneath that pile of “autumn” crap. Am I the only one who doesn’t decorate for seasons? My house is pretty much the same until December when we reluctantly put up the Xmas tree …..
 
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muscadet

Noooo he’s actually ordered a Stanley cup the one who a drop of water never passes his crusty lips. He does actually have more klarna than sense fucking spunk stain
 
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Madge2022

Sit doon and get sum class trolls. Martin is a brand partner fur Primark, he personally modelled his button fur their autumn range. Absoloot 's aw ower this app. #mariosmushroom

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SuzyE said:
My apologies to anyone that loves these ugly ribbed vases, but l hated them when they first came out
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How come ah canni see his wee wagon and other autumnly treatits, huz his button ornament shut doon ma brain tae his guff?
 
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Popper

All that cheap shite he’s ordered. Nothing matches. Who is even still hanging bits of metal with shitty quotes up in their hooses? Nobody Marion.

And we say it every year. He doesn’t do ANY of the classic “Autumn” things. Walks? No. Pumpkin picking? No? Fireworks? No.
 
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Ferguson

Dickhead is trolling us with
muscadet said:
Noooo he’s actually ordered a Stanley cup the one who a drop of water never passes his crusty lips. He does actually have more klarna than sense fucking spunk stain
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One hunner percent been reading here the fat slag.
 
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Sloppys

The audacity of this sign when he’s sitting on the concrete slab.

Didn’t he buy that pink tracksuit a few months ago? When he brought the blue one. Can remember it hanging off the about to collapse wardrobes.
 

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Madge2022

I did when kids were younger, mostly home made by them. Now they don't bother with easter and halloween so neither do I. Must only be kids and 40 yo men that do.
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Sloppys said:
The audacity of this sign when he’s sitting on the concrete slab.

Didn’t he buy that pink tracksuit a few months ago? When he brought the blue one. Can remember it hanging off the about to collapse wardrobes.
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I thought so too, said it was peach. Didn't he wear it to London with his slug coat, with his hilarious someone calling for an influencer sketch?

ETA screenshot. Not sure how to add a story, this app isnae ma joab!!!!
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

Holy shiteballs, Wee Derek could practice his reverse parking in Mario’s receded temple.

 
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bigmouth1927

Omg... i can't believe I've been napping. Ooor hen is clearly feeling herself. Looking like a foreskin in that fucking get up. Threatening to go out in public too. The beggy bitch is after a place on the guest list.
The boaby ornaments too. What a time to be alive trolls. Lets get aww cosy for the night!!!
 
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muscadet

Trying to get a VIP invite to the re opening of the metro hunner percent for effort Marion
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Right hens, ahm putting oan a coach tae the metro in Saltcoats fur opening night. Who’s up fur it?
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I’m there! Take ma deposit right noo
 
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