Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

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Popper

Absolute cheek of him tagging the small business Primark and stating that they should just send him all their Halloween and Autumn tat for free. Why? He really thinks he’s something and has got some brass neck on him. What a horrible little man he is. He is just embarrassing begging for free stuff.
 
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peachy-keen

the one that baby peach gets is £14.50 absolutely shocking prices.

thank you so much though, I really do love you lot. Always make a grey day a bright one. Spine bright everyone
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

He’s beginning to go full-on Beggy Mitchell now, isn’t he? Think it’s finally starting to sink in that brands won’t fall in his lap.

But he’s fiiiine…
 
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airyfairy76

Home Bargains dupe of an H&M vase? I thought dupes were of high end brands?

Ooooooh wait - H&M IS high end for oor Marion….
 
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squirrelsintheattic

Had absolutely no clue that the package from astonish was arriving, yet clearly had to give them his address. The fanny thinks we're zipped up the back.
 
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Anti-influencer

It’s one thing to be beggy for brands and products that are on the pricier side, but primark? Embarrassing.
 
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AllieBee

AwwCosyWivDeek said:
He’s beginning to go full-on Beggy Mitchell now, isn’t he? Think it’s finally starting to sink in that brands won’t fall in his lap.

But he’s fiiiine…
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He wants to learn a lesson from Catherine Tyldesley, after all that stuff I think brands are gonna be thinking hard about sending stuff to grifting, greedy influencers. And Mario of course but he's not an influencer just a wannabe
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek



Let’s break this list down, shall we?

Autumn: It’s still summer, dope.
Dark nights: It’s never dark in Beirut Towers, between the blue lights in the communal staircases to stop the junkies shooting up, and the constant flashing of emergency services vehicles on their way to the most recent ear-removal
Crackling fires: Doesn’t have a chimney, or a fireplace.
Crisp mornings: Works four hours a day so doesn’t see many mornings.
Falling leaves: Nature doesn’t survive in Beirut.
Yummy s’mores: Disnae like chocolate.
Time with family: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.
Cosy sweaters: Manky hoosecoat.
 
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Ferguson

Anti-influencer said:
It’s one thing to be beggy for brands and products that are on the pricier side, but primark? Embarrassing.
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Aye, there are reasons why no company offers you freebies Mazda

1. You're no an influencer.
2. You're a cunt.
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

Just been the bespoke Eastern European car wash and the fella was actually wearing our maria 's leggings bahahahaha. I was staring so much I don't think I can ever go back
 
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SuzyE

My apologies to anyone that loves these ugly ribbed vases, but l hated them when they first came out


Speaking of ugly


Ffs, manchild
 
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Caw1982

No matter what he gets, it just looks so fucking wank doesn’t it
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Not Marion displaying his and Deeks wee button mushrooms, in the nude toop colour oan the buckled console table #ad the filthy fat pervert, also.
 
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