Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

[Shrekssister]

How does his hair cut manage to get worse each time? Nathan scissorhands is definitely trolling him.
Does he own any different clothes also?

What’s with the compulsion to put that grey dish towel on every time he gets home? Don’t know about anyone else but I don’t put my dressing gown on over my clothes I only put it on after a shower or over my jammies

 

[DramaQueen79]

Just heard Hannah say Maz has a nose for it?! He sure has hen! Big beaky bastard

 

[Ferguson]

Was content creation no the purpose of the laptop? Where is that laptop?

Cash converters x

 

[Madge2022]

Watching your figure what? Expand? Slag

We're watching it too ...

Disclaimer: that's cake no the content of wee Deek's bottom

 

[Shmebulock]

Did I misunderstand his stories, why is he saying that he has a small business when he is talking about AMA? It's Hannah's bf's business surely and he's just a nobody. He has no stakes in that company.

 

[Ferguson]

What you actually mean beaky is you cannae afford 2 wee tickets for Barbie until your next pay day because you've once again spent every penny of petty cash on pumpkins.

 

[SuzyE]

He couldn't give a fuck if brands don't want to work with him because of his crass mouth, and brands are lucky if he puts his name on it...

You are one cocky little bastard, Mario!. And this is why you're not on the same level with other influencers like Hinch, because they know how to conduct themselves. He was definitely dropped on his head as a baby

Sort yer eyes out Uncle Fester

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Ok ok, I'll tell yous'e all the real skin care secret he's you's'ing. He sneezed in his hands and spreads the snot over his face. Mario serum™

I'm crying here

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

he says he doesn’t read here and stopped reading here a long time ago but then he mentions trolls? Where do his get trolled? Literally nowhere because he’s a nobody and he just blocks ppl or they can’t message him on insta so he just makes it so obvious he reads here. He does absolutely fuck all with his life so he has all the time in the world to read here. HAYYYYYYY Martin Filters are meant to make you look better you fat walloper.

 

[Poptart]

Aye, you sit in your bedsit buying Autumn stuff in July and leave the cinema seats to the people who actually have a life.

 

[Pepsi]

The bedsit looks so OG 2018
Hus he filtered it tae make it look even more bland?
Never thought I would say it but im fair looking forward tae an orange pumpkin appearing so aye

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My pal bought me black orchid Mario melt in my secret Santa gift as she knows how much I hate him. It’s minging

Did ya block her hen? dinny need that kinda pal in your life also
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Hens, it's no just the 1 ear in the wee boujee picturesque village of Paisley.
At least 3 ears....

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Di you no ken that Mike Tyson spent 6 months in Paisley training fur his fight wi Evander Holyfield, world class spot fur ear biting training and so forth.

 

[Ferguson]

Wee Deek gouchin oot his nut on the couch whilst this fat fanny has a fashion show dressed as god knows what even to compare it to.

Pyoor bespoke gouchin here & nae debates

 

[Ferguson]

Shut up.... those cups

Here's a fab tip fat lad.
They're not waiters if you have to go to the bar. They're barmen.

How fucking stupid will they look sat on sunloungers with these. @hopethishelpsallthebest if you have time please

 

[Daisy Uncle]

The cardi and t-shirt are deffo Marks & Spencer Per Una, all he's missing is an elasticated waist floral skirt. Why doesn't he stop dying his hair and get a perm. Perfect.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I think he pictured him and man cruising about in a flash Audi but the reality will be a clapped out old banger.

It definitely will be a fiat 500.
Small flat, small financer, small feet, small dick, small car. That's factual, one hunner percent also.

 

[muscadet]

Wee Deek perched on that sofa it looks so uncomfortable that actually brings me a bit of joy I won’t lie

 

[geezabreak]

This is the part of the bougie penthoose ye don't see in the filming, complete wi sharty Marty and the Bejong and so forth so aye also.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Clutching ma beak here that the wee cunt couldnae work out 20% of £18

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Just snorted ma Coke Zero straight oot ma beak at the thought of Dumb & Dumber frequently moving their 10 foot mirror tae be able to get tae the WiFi.

Why does he need access, does he mean the router or the plugged in phone line. Can't think why he needs to constantly move the hideous mirror. Bet it's to get a better angle watching themselves at it in the bumming fort.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

The word salad is reaching new heights! Is he having a laugh?

Bearing in mind his brother got into law at Glasgow uni and went on to have a successful career as a writer, you have to assume the problem wasn’t their education or upbringing?

If it wasn’t for the fact I’ve seen him and wee Deek in the wild looking and acting as they do, I’d absolutely believe he was a made up persona.

 

[Macmama]

That fat slag proud she managed ten days without a MaccyD’s.

Marion hen, my wanes have hud longer strops, pal.