Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

[Tinkerbell cat]

Can anyone tell me how one can cut people outta their life if they’ve had nobody in their life to begin with?

 

[Anti-influencer]

Hahaha him saying his shite Shein trainers killed his feet reminded me ae that time he wore his Guccis oot n aboot and hud tae get the train hame early coz his feet were sare

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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Fucking idiot

It shows how fucking thick he is that he determines a season by the weather. So because it’s raining, it’s not summer.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life

Hen, you've made my absolute month with this. I circumed to some crappy news this week, but this pic is pyoor stunning and so forth. The neck is like a tree trunk, the fat whorebag, also. Keep you power ma lovelie and spine bright. Next time follow him home hen, and I'll paypal youse some petty cash, capeesh?

 

[Popper]

New ick unlocked - Marion drinking out a straw

 

[mammaof3]

I am going on holibobs tomorrow - smell the wealth - I have been told the phone coverage is shite so I will not be posting but more than likely I'll be phished on these.

I shall be back but feel free to update the wiki and post pictures galore of his blackheeds & rants for me to catch up on.

Cheers, ma dears. Spine bright. also.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Hahaha him saying his shite Shein trainers killed his feet reminded me ae that time he wore his Guccis oot n aboot and hud tae get the train hame early coz his feet were sare

The price you pay fur wearing Gucci ma lovelie!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Imagine the only things you had “to look back on” was two shelves of poorly made wax melts with your signature on cardboard. What a fucking life.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

 

[Madge2022]

Just choked on ma tea! Ffs hen, chantin ye oan!

Oor @Ferguson nearly choked on the head teacher's boaby.

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma lovelies maybe I need to visit small business specsavers to get my kerry katonas checked but that bottle is full not wmpty, you can see the bubble of liquid in the top left?!

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Has he actually thought about the cost of a car if Deek passes his test.
- The initial purchase of said Meep Meep
- Insurance as a 1st time driver that lives in Beirut
- Road Tax
- Annual service and general maintenance
- Fuel

Our Marion may have door to door service but that would be heavily restricted in (his words) 'buying shite online'.
He's no thought this oot ma lovelies.

He'd have to get finance for a new car, they give that to anyone. New car would be washed in Zoflora, parked proudly outside, and gone in sixty seconds, like Deek's pay and Mario's hair.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

"watching my figure" is something a middle aged woman would say as she types one fingered into her phone that has a flip case.

 

[Popper]

Marion. The only cleaning influencer who doesn’t show the people oan the app him clean but instead just announces when it’s done.

 

[Babybail93]

Here comes grief tourist Marion for sinead o’connor

He’s already ordered his new bauble fae her. You just know Mario comments “with the ANGLES now”

 

[Ferguson]

Then fucking get rid of it! It’s rotten anyway, who the fuck needs a massive mirror in a living room of a tiny flat? And why do they need access to the phone line so often, what’s that about also?

Why put it in front of the phone line in the first place?

Why do you need a 10ft mirror when you're 5ft tall & 5ft wide?

 

[muscadet]

The sister has tried her hand at a graze table and it looks like a donkey has shat on it

 

[AllieBee]

That snail stuff clearly doesn't work on blackheads does it! How does this pathetic deluded little slag think he's gorgeous? #deluded

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Circum is my new fave word. I'm going to start dropping it into the conversation at random times this evening to see if Mr Tinkerbell cat picks up on it

Martin will have a meltdown when he reads here later the big fat fuck.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

St. Mario of Small Businesses.

He even has a halo over his massive heid.
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No fucking way has she packed her nike trainers away for holiday next year, that's without the new nike dunks, and baby blue Adidas ones and this fat hooker ends up wearing Shein shoes? Get tae fuck.