Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also

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My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
Someone gift the fat slag an iron quick!!!
 
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So the twat got a fake tan to go to his blisters

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All that slap on his face and he still needs a filter. And that Pauline Fowler cardi is hilarious

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Jesus Christ! He's filtered himself taller and thinner, the sad little man!
That thing resembles a lump of shit with glitter poured awn it....
 
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Am the same hen I think this bespoke village idiot cant be anymore thicker but I continue to clutch my beak at his next dots of doom and he shocks me further so aye
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I see the fat runt is still trolling Krystal meth and her camels hoof
 

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Well that 14lb weight loss from last week is well and truly back on eh?! Fat boys been shovelling cake and shite into his pie hole all weekend
 
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I'll be honest and say it's not really my cup of tea but well done Krystal if she's quite into making food as a creative outlet. Maybe her and Johnny are arseholes in their own right but they each seem to have a functioning life which is maybe why there's such a wedge in Mazda's family. I can imagine him being utterly scathing. Seen an awful streak in him taking nothing to do with driving lessons.
 
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Aye he's just a spiteful, jealous lil bitch at heart. He has nothing, will never have anything worth having and will always be the poor relation of that family!
 
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I do love abit of gym gear and i do go out in it to nip to shops etc but if i have just done a workout or plan on doing one after certainly not if i going out on a Saturday to do lunch and shopping etc…
Acts like he is this fashionista/ make up guru yet goes out looking like a thumb in a jakey trackie
 
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Ubtumnal haul

Buys:

reed diffusers which were £2 because they have no reeds

Matalan candles instead of Ava May ones

A cushion cover that he didnae like so popped it straight doon the communal rubbish chute.

Riveting
 
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Aww here we go ma luvlies. The gift that keeps on giving. Nearly 1st August which is still summer Autumn time! Que the caterpillar coat and the pumpkin spice, all cosy in the height of summer! All for it to be gone by actual Autumn! Factual. Christmas tree will be up by October 31st also.
 
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So his throw from the range is so gorgeous so lovely beautiful leaf print and so forth but he binned a cushion cover because it was a leaf design and he hated it, makes sense also.
 
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He has nay control.
Mare reed diffusers, mare cushion covers and another throw.

Altogether he has spent - £38.46 not including the pumpkins


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My cat's blanket is thicker than that thing


These have to be the ugliest, tackiest covers he's ever bought


He's using that brown filter again. Bored with the outdated grey are you, Mario
 
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Christ almighty, a man about to be 40 and he's getting excited about using a mug. I just canni.
 
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My life made my lovelies, in Dunelm earlier on - Marion walking about on his phone and Derek looking like he didn't know where he was. Both midgets in real life
Fucking hell, those honking leggings again! I hate the head-tae-toe label look too, Marion looks like a 13 year old on Boxing Day wearing all their presents from Santa.
 
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Ffs I'd seriously question my life choices if Amazon was telling me to keep track of my spending!
 
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