Cleaning with Mario #103 I, Mas patron Saint of bougie plastic tat also

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Also whit kind of dentistry means you can scroll socials mid morning? A wee butcher jurnee coming up.
 
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Away up to beg and mooch more furniture from his Roblox sofa wumen I’m guessing from his breakfast location of choice 😉😂
 
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Bet it’s that dentist’s day off the morra and he has pretended he got the day wrong because he can’t stand the thought of the death breath. Let it be the locums problem 😂
 
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As if his Dentist contacted him. Just another lie to add to his list 🤣
Mario really is an embarrassing, incompetent fool 🤡 And him an his petty cash. What a dick 🤭

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Just thinking what an earth could he possibly spend his deek’s petty cash on? What more does he need to buy? I do not understand
 
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Must have been reading here about his hypocritical use of large chain eateries and coffee shoaps so has had to mention that this mornings fry up is fae a family run business..... Fat bleep.
 
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As if his Dentist contacted him. Just another lie to add to his list 🤣
Mario really is an embarrassing, incompetent fool 🤡 And him an his petty cash. What a dick 🤭

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My dental practice calls you up the day before for a reminder of appointment, I bet that's what's happened but wi Martin being an influencer he thinks he gets speshul service, also. #factual
 
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Whenever he does a mirror pic like that it just reminds me of those really old blokes you see on the tube doing a Soduku on their phone that's two inches from their face.
 
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A fool and his petty cash are soon parted.
This has goat tae be a thread title suggestion ma luvlie 😂
Haha was just coming on to say that!! We were there last weekend
That wee hidden gem that naebody knows aboot. I wus sat outside it waiting for MrMac to get his bum oot of Maggie Mays the other afternoon, spending his petty cash day drinking wae his pals 😂
 
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As if his Dentist contacted him. Just another lie to add to his list 🤣
Mario really is an embarrassing, incompetent fool 🤡 And him an his petty cash. What a dick 🤭

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Most will call or send you a text the day before to confirm your appointment so what’s most likely happened is he got the text/call today for an appointment tomorrow and realised he’s fucked the date up. Plonker.
 
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He really wants to lay off the fry ups or that holiday wardrobe aint going to fit next year.
Will be a bespoke gastric band journey to Turkey next year instead of Lanza 😂
 
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Ahhh that wee hidden gem in the centre of city. An area that is always bustling with activity and full of people. Yet again, this idiot doesn’t know what the term “hidden gem” means.

I too am in the hidden gem that is Glasgow. Will keep an eye out for the 2 hobbits wearing leggings.
 
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I can imagine him oan his holidays in Benidorm posting pics ae the shoebox n concrete couch posting “take me back!” coz he canny stand a normal human experience of a beach holiday in the sun where folk like the heat & enjoy eating actual vegetables
 
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Who heads up to Glasgow dressed like that?? It’s like his bottom half is off to goat yoga and his top half off for a round of golf. He’s a walking sports direct advert and that’s no compliment Mario!
 
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✨ ma lovelies ✨

On this day of dawn, I have become a well known troll member on this app website.

I’d like to invite you all for cris and joos but no chocolate cause I don’t like chocolate but I have bought some galaxy cause I wis just in the mood for it.

tattie hearts to you aw 🥔 ❤
 
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