I literally cannot breathe !!
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I literally cannot breathe !!
Hobbiton isnae oan a map either hen, but Monzo is definitely a halfling also. Now, this app is no ma joab, never message this page again and so forth.Hen, ye need a map, there's nae West Ayrshire, or is that where Maria thinks she comes fae?
Absolutely impossible to get cosy in that bedsit with a crack den across the landing.I was thinking this as well. The videos and pictures he puts up with Derek on them shows Derek sitting like Dum Dum staring at the TV or on his phone.
The conversation between the two of them must be riveting
Ffs, getting cosy in the middle of summer
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I love that you can see the shadow of the bleep washingsI was thinking this as well. The videos and pictures he puts up with Derek on them shows Derek sitting like Dum Dum staring at the TV or on his phone.
The conversation between the two of them must be riveting
Ffs, getting cosy in the middle of summer
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I just noticed the personalised panties also and it’s finished me aff!! Hen youse are ma Tattle Queen tonsa love tae youse and Mr Best
This is amazing hen, tattie hearts alsoin West Ayrshire born and raised,
round ma scheme is where ah spent most of ma days
Chilling out, I Mas, thinking I wuz all cool
When in fact I’ve turned out tae be an absooolute tool.
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#takemebackalreadyHay wensday ma hens she’s only gone and done it, we all called itView attachment 2302343
The phone literally centimetres from her face always sends meAye, that’s stunning, that’s the one, I’ll post it.
I think this is your best one yet im crying
Does Deek have to go with him for his dental checks then? What a freaking baby he is.View attachment 2302468
Nah he’s winding us up with the petty cash comment, surely?
It's the big dildo in the basket for meI just noticed the personalised panties also and it’s finished me aff!! Hen youse are ma Tattle Queen tonsa love tae youse and Mr Best![]()
Yeah I was gonna say that's got to be a tattler. Ffs. Even actual businesses don't really use petty cash anymore.View attachment 2302468
Nah he’s winding us up with the petty cash comment, surely?