There's a bougie thread title in your poast, work part time on full time klarnaLoving that first tweet. ''work part-time on full-time wages'' - but he has finally made it as now he works part-time on full time Klarna
Will put that in bold just incase Martin needs a reminder that Klarna is not free money and will need to be paid.
Likely still be paying that ninja air fryer, smeg toaster, and dyson hairdryer in the year 2026.
I've just seen and you're right, he posted his rant straight after Andrew. He doesn't have an original thought rattling around that tiny little brain of his.Such a busy shift posting stories slagging off that app Threads. He is such a hateful walloper. Hes only posting about it because Andrew did it’s pathetic.
I should try to remember that for when closer to the end of this thread because I just know our Mazda would be absolutely foaming at the mouth at us tattle bitches saying he's on klarnaThere's a bougie thread title in your poast, work part time on full time klarna
That's what I had, they were called splades, I was wracking my old brain to remember the name but couldn't get it!My gran a long time ago used to give us what she called a splade which i think is similar to this but we used to get it too eat cake or a side dish? Does he think he is actually discovering things that no one knows about.
Also my husband uses my dyson air wrap to dry / brush his beard after a shower and it drives me mad but he would never have bought it for himself
Just looked at these splade things.My gran a long time ago used to give us what she called a splade which i think is similar to this but we used to get it too eat cake or a side dish? Does he think he is actually discovering things that no one knows about.
Also my husband uses my dyson air wrap to dry / brush his beard after a shower and it drives me mad but he would never have bought it for himself
He goes on like he’s a National institution and he does it for the good of the people. Aye, calm doon Princess Di. Naeboady would miss you if you closed that app. Also and etcHoping he’s off the app that is Instagram soon - just click delete you attention seeking idiot. He really pisses me off when he pretends he hates being on that app. He would literally have no life without scrolling Instagram everyday. Capeesh
But then ah'd huv nae life oan tattle.Hoping he’s off the app that is Instagram soon - just click delete you attention seeking idiot. He really pisses me off when he pretends he hates being on that app. He would literally have no life without scrolling Instagram everyday. Capeesh
Time tae bring oot the classic Dimartin poast. Oor ain queen of shartsHe goes on like he’s a National institution and he does it for the good of the people. Aye, calm doon Princess Di. Naeboady would miss you if you closed that app. Also and etc
Acting like he has invented the wheel when here we were years ago using spladesThat's what I had, they were called splades, I was wracking my old brain to remember the name but couldn't get it!
Fat ballbag omgHe's slagging it and twitter off but the wee fat ballbag doesn't even get abused on twitter because nobody knows who he is. He just doesn't like twitter because we found deek's old account and him declaring his love to domboiiiiii
Im sorry , but weve got to have '3 pube hair head ' feature in next thread title. Nae debatesMr tinkerbell cat uses my dyson to dry his hair, he has more hair than Martin and it takes him honestly about 5 seconds so I can confirm it would take Martin 0.001 seconds to dry his wee 3 pube hair head.
why did he buy that Dyson in all seriousness? A wee travel hairdryer from home bargains would have sufficed considering he has no hair. I bought mine back during lockdown when I was working from home but had nothing to spend my petty cash on and couldn't go out of my house which has a front and back door. So I saved and bought one from that wee small business john lewis. I actually have quite a bit of hair and drying it was always a pet hate as it took ages so just thought I would treat myself.
Do we know what ever happened to that nail set he bought from amazon?
Pure weirdo.
ignore the bad grammar and spelling my lovelies, spelling is not my job nae debates!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to have a nosey on her page but haven’t for a long time, I’d forgotten about her. Can’t decide if I can tolerate her or not---
Abit off topic but does anyone follow The Latham Life? I feel like she might just trump Maz on the candle/diffuser/reed/wax front. I don't know how anyone can live in her house with all the chemicals. She also has a cat and dog's. She might be his inspiration.
“Bong bong - this is yer 5 minute warning go and click the kettle”Got ma criss and joos ready for this new thread so aye.
Buckled at our wee angel Maria
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Im sorry , but weve got to have '3 pube hair head ' feature in next thread title. Nae debates
It’s all true my lovelies. I say what I seeFat ballbag omg
Mingle and abuse, does he mean mangle. That shroud he wears tho, gross.This proves the mentality of this imbecile, aka Mario.
I've never heard of this group, and probably a lot haven't. But well done, Mario. You've just highlighted it for all trolls to jump on the bandwagon. So any celebrity or influencer that gets targeted, Mario's to blame
The wax melts, and diffusers have definitely affected his stupid brain
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