Why would anyone over the age of 5 need a spoon/fork/knife all in one? I suppose he has the mental age of a fetus so I’ve answered my own question also.
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God, imagine complaining about how hard you work while you're still sat in your manky house coat at 10:30 on a Thursday banging on about forks being a bleeping game changer. Meanwhile most normal people are up and about, getting ready for the day at 6:30, starting work at 9 and then doing a full 8 hours (or more) before they can relax and thinking about such benign things like bleeping forks. What a pathetic little life.
Is he seriously just discovering sporks aged 40, sorry 39 and 3/4?
Clicked the link for the spork thingy, checked the reviews…..perfect for a pair of hobbits then….
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They literally used to give them away when you bought your lunch at Sainsburys. I guess he would have known that if he actually worked in a joab he was at all day and had to buy his lunch out....
Anybody know what 'absolutely ruped' means?
Those wonderful spoon/, forks that has blown him away, I got a set of them in a wedding present 43 years ago, he seems to think they're something new, he could of got tae know but he obvs didny. Walloper.
Those wonderful spoon/, forks that has blown him away, I got a set of them in a wedding present 43 years ago, he seems to think they're something new, he could of got tae know but he obvs didny. Walloper.
Clear your cookies ma lovely or he'll get commish for every other purchase you make on that app, amazon. Capeesh?
Moaning he’s hot from his dyson hair dryer that must take all of 0.001 second to dry his hair whilst wearing a fleece hoosecoat.
Saying his body is “shutting down” from working so hard when its gone 10am and hes not even left the bedsit yet?!
Thinking people think they have to pay to meet him?
The toddler cutlery?
What a troll he is this morning ma lovelies.
Saying his body is “shutting down” from working so hard when its gone 10am and hes not even left the bedsit yet?!
Thinking people think they have to pay to meet him?
The toddler cutlery?
What a troll he is this morning ma lovelies.
To be fair, I’d pay money tae see him……… behind glass in a bleeping zoo, where he belongs
Jeez, after watching him cream his pants and swear over a spork, I totally understand why he is fighting oof the people who want him to advertise their wares.
Oh wait, he isn't fighting them oof, he says no all the time.
Yeah, I bet it is Mario ma loverlie.
Oh wait, he isn't fighting them oof, he says no all the time.
Yeah, I bet it is Mario ma loverlie.
He's such a potty mouthed prune. He swears like all the time. Very professional Maz, that will get the offers of work rolling in won't it? twit. Honestly what 40 year old man orgasms over a bloody spork!
Counted four swears and him saying it's expensive for four bits of cutlery which essentially means it's not worth the money. Yeah I'm sure sellers are begging for him to advertise for them.
The more famous he thinks he’s getting the worse his language gets. He is a foul mouthed little sweaty baw bag 
Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hen, allow your inner Martin tae spine bright
Get a wee Chinese in hand fur dinner the night, and huv it in bed, don't worry about the stains the shart wans during the night will hide them ma lovelie
Mr tinkerbell cat uses my dyson to dry his hair, he has more hair than Martin and it takes him honestly about 5 seconds so I can confirm it would take Martin 0.001 seconds to dry his wee 3 pube hair head.
why did he buy that Dyson in all seriousness? A wee travel hairdryer from home bargains would have sufficed considering he has no hair. I bought mine back during lockdown when I was working from home but had nothing to spend my petty cash on and couldn't go out of my house which has a front and back door. So I saved and bought one from that wee small business john lewis. I actually have quite a bit of hair and drying it was always a pet hate as it took ages so just thought I would treat myself.
Do we know what ever happened to that nail set he bought from amazon?
Pure weirdo.
ignore the bad grammar and spelling my lovelies, spelling is not my job nae debates!!!!!!!!!!!
Wtf 
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He's cringing??? Mate my clit is in my throat you've 'ick'd' me that much by 12pm you wet quilt 
He really does think he's famous doesn't he. What a bleep.
Dates ASAP Maz, me and my friend are making a day of it!!!
He really does think he's famous doesn't he. What a bleep.
Dates ASAP Maz, me and my friend are making a day of it!!!
I love it too. We had our honeymoon there. Wasn’t quite the Caribbean cruise I’d hoped for but we all know what a tight arse Dr Skyflier is
I'd pay tbh, but I'd quite like to be at the back of a crowd of his simpleton fans chucking eggs also.
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I'd pay to watch him try to eat using chopsticks also etc.
40 years old & just learned that a spork exists.
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