I heard wee Sadie screamed fae the knitting needle and gin but it wae tae late. Also
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Hello ma lovelies, no been on here for a moment, I’ve been at that place “abroad”. Smell the utter wealth and so forth.
Glasgow pride the day, and the most this wee freak has done is jump oan the bus tae buy his fanny pads fae asda. What a bleeping loser, also.
Glasgow pride the day, and the most this wee freak has done is jump oan the bus tae buy his fanny pads fae asda. What a bleeping loser, also.
Hello ma lovelies I’ve also been absent
That thing called work
Omg howling at the threads
Still obsessing about autumn & getting cosy
Nostalgic about bespoke Ava may candles
Still buying shite
Same lilac trackies
What’s he actually done on his week off
Never noticed how big his beak was till nooo
That thing called work
Omg howling at the threads
Still obsessing about autumn & getting cosy
Nostalgic about bespoke Ava may candles
Still buying shite
Same lilac trackies
What’s he actually done on his week off
Never noticed how big his beak was till nooo
Alas it was too late and she had tae give birth tae it.
As we can see by the flatness of the heed she could never face picking it up ever again.
Poor Sadie, oor bespoke thoughts are with you also xx
His latest ramblings, sorry 'Story'..... yep, please STFU, you tedious bastard! 
In those two Asda bags, the greedy turd has 2 packs of 6 hula hoops, what looks like Ribena and Fanta - nae wonder his bowels are all over the place!
In those two Asda bags, the greedy turd has 2 packs of 6 hula hoops, what looks like Ribena and Fanta - nae wonder his bowels are all over the place!
Counted down to annual leave, counting down to going back, autumn hauls, he’s wishing his life away and he could be doing so much
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Not been on here much for us all? Calm down, Rihanna you are not. You're just Marion from paisley ffs. Also.
If it wasnae for the TV youse would think a black & white filter had been applied and so forth.
Honking wee bastard, still in the leggings also.
The come down is well and truly on then. Did someone say Glasgow pride was today? You’d think they’d have gone to it and made a day of it considering they’re off work? His life is honestly so sad and dull.
I was out in a cheeky blouse and long cardie combo today - and had to take off the cardie. It was pretty miserable but no way cold also
What does it say on Deek’s trousers? Cos it should say absolute bleep. AlsoLook at them soft tarts. Two adult men taking selfies of their shopping bags. My 15 year old niece acts more adult than those two sad bastardsHis family has got to be embarrassed by him.
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I think he is trying to say he has 'no motivation' rather than 'no notion'.
Tit.
Tit.
Oh Jesus, the jobby coming out his ass and the 'Sadie McKnight' have done me in, wheezed so much I needed my inhaler!
Miserable, bitter wee bleep also.
Jesus wept is he not the most boring bastard that ever walked the face of the earth!! He is a oxygen thief moan moan moan
Cue the dots “ soooo many of youse messaged me asking why I wisnae at Glesga Pride but it’s no fur me, I prefer B&M. i like to be awww cosy by 2pm also”
Smells like a Cornish pasty so aye also
Mario you're like that because you live a miserable, boring life. Your life consists of trips to the shops and cafés.
No one is interested about your hauls either. In reality they're just trying to be nice when they post....Loser!
No one is interested about your hauls either. In reality they're just trying to be nice when they post....Loser!
We all ken that Mazda loves his criss an joos hen…His latest ramblings, sorry 'Story'..... yep, please STFU, you tedious bastard!
In those two Asda bags, the greedy turd has 2 packs of 6 hula hoops, what looks like Ribena and Fanta - nae wonder his bowels are all over the place!
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