He looks like he's straining for a tit!
Not everything needs a photo caption, for Christ's sake..... 
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Not everything needs a photo caption, for Christ's sake..... 
One of the accounts he posted.
Is this the ultimate Mario effect?
It appears to be incorrect as the account is still there but still, it's funny af,
Is this the ultimate Mario effect?
It appears to be incorrect as the account is still there but still, it's funny af,
Whit she looks like noo?
WTF is with this new trend he has going on, it's like he is purposely posting pics of himself looking as awful as possible. Why would anyone do that? Weirdo
His Kerry Katonas must be getting worse if he canni see how bad that photo is, and that's with a filter.
Back to the shops again. He literally does duck all else except buy tit and visit that small business Starbucks.
My four year old looked over my shoulder and asked βwhatβs wrong with that man?β Where would I even begin??
My four year old looked over my shoulder and asked βwhatβs wrong with that man?β
Where would I even begin??
Ugly little scrotum also.
He really doesn't have to try hard to look any uglier 
Has she filled her brows in the day ma hens. I need you to get up and make sure you live life as it should be lived, which is to say, do the opposite of what the pictured slag would do also
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Had he taken up golf, as he seems to be dressing the top half as a golfer and bottom half as a scheme rat?!
how good would that polo and lilac trackies look with a full face of dior make up though
how good would that polo and lilac trackies look with a full face of dior make up though
On the beg for M&S ketchup, they obviously still leave the shite in it if he prefers that to Heinz (as he says theyβve taken the shite out) 
Imagine that grunting away on top of you. Makes my vagina as dry as her stovies. Face like a burnt bawbag also.
Hes been nowhere near anyones fanny hen. Hes been as bent as a butchers hook from the day it fell out if wee Sadies love bureaux. Factual.
How dare youse! Oor Marion is asexual. Its purely a companion relationship also! There'll be none of that funny business, factual.
Itβs Glasgow Pride today - think he would head into town and join in the celebrationsHes off to the shops and starbucks. Nice for him to broaden his horizons and do something different
Fat duck has been to the small business known as Asda. All junk purchased for the walrus.
Pair of bus wankers.
Look at his spare tyre hanging over the leggings waist band
. Iβm suprised heβs no kicking about in a bespoke skims body shaper under the golf t and leggings ---
Also two multi packs of hula hoops
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