Lmfao this is the best ever.
Lmfao this is the best ever.
His brother gives me the ick. He’s literally Mario. Just the version that developed a teeny bit more in the wombAs much as his brother is clearly more successful than him and likely has everything Mario can only ever dream of having, he makes me shudder as much as Martin. My recorded TV programme just ended and Sky went back to a really crappy STV programme and well, let's just say I have sore eyes and ears now! Quite unfortunate, strong genes anyway, but at least he has more hair than Martin I suppose.
Honestly like Mario just a bit older, wider, louder. More developed nose also.Haven't seen his stories for a while. What's his brother look like?
They look no different to how they looked before. Factual also.There is no need for all those products, especially for someone with the highest spectrum of sensitivity on his face.
Fooks sake, pick a skin care product lane and stick to it, ya hoarder.
If this is the result of getting rid of half, then wtf was it like befare.
Buckled shelf - hiya Mario.
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The real talent also.Haven't seen his stories for a while. What's his brother look like?
Same fashun sense, also.Haven't seen his stories for a while. What's his brother look like?
Ahm here tae agree hen. The woodlouse coat she wears in all seasons is lined wi foil tae evade security an hide all her White company/Charlotte Tilbury treatits.Shelves and shelves of unused shite. Phenom. Beginning tae wunner if he's an actual shoaplifter, mibbe that's whit the big coat is aw about, foo o secret poakits.
Are these Scottish Declan’s legs by any chance hen?Wash your mouth oot hen, ahmm no wearing barbie anything also.
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Ah huv one foundation, ah goat the skin matching thingy fur it, unlike Martin ah don't want tae be an oompa loompa.I don’t about you lovelies but I like my make up but I only have one foundation, 2 powders (one for handbag) and don’t feel the need to buy Hunners of make up and products. He’s a Fanny also
Boujee!Same fashun sense, also.
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That’s what I don’t understand, one or maybe two foundations but who has four foundations on the go when you wear make up twice a year??I don’t about you lovelies but I like my make up but I only have one foundation, 2 powders (one for handbag) and don’t feel the need to buy Hunners of make up and products. He’s a Fanny also
He looks like Martin in a toupee efter a wee glow up. Only difference is sausage fingers instead of strangler fingers also.Same fashun sense, also.
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Naw, just naw. Ah'm gonni have nightmares noo
Omg he's pure gomping also. Factual.Same fashun sense, also.
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Frig, what's going on with his hair Bad hair cuts must run in the family.Same fashun sense, also.
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