Haha he just looks like an even fatter Mario but with better teeth and normal.hair!
ETA just seen the 2nd photo. I take back my comment about his hair, its as bad as Mario's
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ETA just seen the 2nd photo. I take back my comment about his hair, its as bad as Mario's
Was this Mario at Flannels?! 
Hello ma lovelies 
Ahh've nawt been in here fer a while, deleted ma account because I got pissed awf by too many knobheeds
and because this forum isnae ma joab so ahh didnae worry, but regretted it later 
, so signed up again and it's nice to see Marlon is still an odious fat orange clown, so aye and so forth! 
Tonsa love to yis awn this new day of dawn
Ahh've nawt been in here fer a while, deleted ma account because I got pissed awf by too many knobheeds
and because this forum isnae ma joab so ahh didnae worry, but regretted it later , so signed up again and it's nice to see Marlon is still an odious fat orange clown, so aye and so forth! Tonsa love to yis awn this new day of dawn
Omg the make up! And why does he have hair growth product when he keeps his hair short and styled like a lavvy brush?
Who buys all this expensive stuff just to look at the bottles then chuck them all out when they go off? Absolutely deranged behaviour.
Who buys all this expensive stuff just to look at the bottles then chuck them all out when they go off? Absolutely deranged behaviour.
Whyyy does he have an absolutely massive tub of hair mask?? 
and SIX foundations? 4 of which are his absolute favourites, does he understand what the word favourite actually means hahaha?
and SIX foundations? 4 of which are his absolute favourites, does he understand what the word favourite actually means hahaha?
He's so irritating.
Ridiculous behaviour.
Seeking validation through buying expensive products that he never uses.
Trying to make up for having no friends, no bath, no garden
Hello ma lovelies just watched the latest dots of doom
IYKYK, IYKYK, IYKYK
Seriously how many times we get you!
and I’m sure that Dior foundation he has had on those shelves for years, it can’t be a new one as he doesn’t do his make up enough to have used it all and then bought a new one!
As for the shaking at the start
IYKYK, IYKYK, IYKYK
Seriously how many times we get you!
and I’m sure that Dior foundation he has had on those shelves for years, it can’t be a new one as he doesn’t do his make up enough to have used it all and then bought a new one!
As for the shaking at the start
Hullo fae ma holidays, so aye, smell the wealth. Ah bought aw ma clothes for it in the summer of 2022 and got ma euros in then too. So aye, IYKYKIYDKGTK.
Anyhoo, the shaking in the shelf tour videos was off the scale. What a sad little man, having his shelves full of perfume, make up and tan. He’s factually a 12 year old girl and nae debates. Such a creep having all that in his bedroom.
Anyhoo, the shaking in the shelf tour videos was off the scale. What a sad little man, having his shelves full of perfume, make up and tan. He’s factually a 12 year old girl and nae debates. Such a creep having all that in his bedroom.
I too fucken hate IYKYK..... so aye! 
I know I'm behind, but I also wanted to say he's copying the other Insta grifters, especially Beggy, by sharing small businesses in the hope of getting freebies he doesnae need and definitely doesnae have room for - not an original idea in his wonkey shaped heed.
I know I'm behind, but I also wanted to say he's copying the other Insta grifters, especially Beggy, by sharing small businesses in the hope of getting freebies he doesnae need and definitely doesnae have room for - not an original idea in his wonkey shaped heed.
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Fanny face - I don't know who needs to see this today or who who needs a laugh, but let's just be grateful we haven't got a face like a fannyJust catching up now, but l bet fanny face will be straight to Home Bargains tomorrow for these
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Frig, what's going on with his hairBad hair cuts must run in the family.
Have we ever seen him with make-up on?
Of course. Normal people go and see the world, go for a walk in the woods, or whatever local nature reserve is nearby. He's that dumb he doesn't realise he could get much more interesting content visiting his local beauty spots. I was in Edinburgh this week. Its bespokely boujee!!! But why show any of that? He can show his trotters pounding the pavement to the Mcgills bus or a crappy fry up. Imagine, I could actually be influenced if he'd show some of the beauty hs has a short ride away.
This is the nicest I will ever be to the useless piece of foreskin xoxo
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Looks like a daddy/son photo. Is he really only 40 he looks so much older. So disapproving and smelly
Mas loves to support small businesses alsoHes off to the shops and starbucks. Nice for him to broaden his horizons and do something different
Miserable bastardHe looks like Deirdre Barlow here. Ma page. Ma rules
did he take this photo whilst on the toilet?
Fooks sake.
thsi.
thsi.
Literally the stuff of nightmares. He genuinely looks like he’s curling one oot.
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