Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts

Bee Sting

Imagine buying dishwasher tabs and nae dishwashernext he will be doing an AD for fanny padsfor his big fannyat leadst hes got wan a tjem

Spolier: 100% rude hens
 
Reactions: 37

Bee Sting

Blimey ye wid think I am illiterate like monzo the truth is I didnt have my specs on
 
Reactions: 9

pinkwaferbiscuit

Thee?!?! Ffs Monzo it’s not even funny anymore, it’s just second hand embarrassment. You have rotted your last brain cell spraying that bespoke tropical scent all over the bedsit. Stupid fat woodlouse.
 

Attachments

Reactions: 21

SuzyE

Why has none of his brain dead followers not questioned him about not having a dish washer?!. Or are they scared he'll go straight on the defence as usual and block them.
 
Reactions: 23
B

blueblue

SuzyE said:
Why has none of his brain dead followers not questioned him about not having a dish washer?!. Or are they scared he'll go straight on the defence as usual and block them.
Click to expand...
I'll be honest and say I clean certain bits and bobs in a sink with hot water and a dishwasher tab. BUT I also have a dishwasher so don't feel it's mortifying when I buy dishwasher tablets.
 
Reactions: 13

mammaof3

Happy Thuraday ma lovelies, also.

Stunnin blins so eye.

Fat bastards have a new kitchen but are eating oot.

Your browser is not able to display this video.


Your browser is not able to display this video.
 
Reactions: 17
G

gilly31

Deek actually went out to eat in a football top! He’s a grown man walking the streets in a football top! NO just NO 🫣. Surprised Paolo dad didn’t kick him the fuckout the door in that top!
 
Reactions: 31

mammaof3

My gawd if he wasn't such a fanny wipe he'd be licking Hinch's hoop be now.

He has a big windy, fook off ya man bag, mine is 8 feet wide, smell the wealth.

Your browser is not able to display this video.

Your browser is not able to display this video.

Your browser is not able to display this video.

Your browser is not able to display this video.


 
Reactions: 19

SuzyE

I hate how he insults people's intelligence by explaining the simplest things. We're not all thick bastards like you, Mario
For that I'd love the council to change their minds and decide to demolish his block, and there's feck all he can do about all the money he's spent on it

 
Reactions: 21

Babybail93

I can’t believe he’s got the fucking cheek to have shutters on a window next to a pre payment gas meter. Can’t make it up
 
Reactions: 49
J

jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

Babybail93 said:
I can’t believe he’s got the fucking cheek to have shutters on a window next to a pre payment gas meter. Can’t make it up
Click to expand...
And he needs to move the boogie (the new bougie) sink drainer to open the shutters. I gave them 6 months until he says it was just to daaaaarrrrrkkkk in here
 
Reactions: 24
R

Rocketllama

Canny wait for the bespoke boujie story in a few months time when he’s replacing his one of a kind shutters cause they’re caked with grease from him making his 5* boiled stovies and air fryer delights
 
Reactions: 21
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Menu
Log in
Register