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OMG!!! 
Have you ever heard anybody talk so much SHITE in aww yir life?!? What a walloper!!
Have you ever heard anybody talk so much SHITE in aww yir life?!? What a walloper!!
I've finally gotten to the end of the dots of doom.....apparently we could all listen to him all night, his stories just aren't enough 
Maz isn't someone I could ever feel jealous of but I will say I wish I had more of his self confidence 
he honestly believes he is a gift to the world. He must live in cloud cuckoo land 
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Maz isn't someone I could ever feel jealous of but I will say I wish I had more of his self confidence he honestly believes he is a gift to the world. He must live in cloud cuckoo land 🫣
ma lovelies I’ve had a shite day the day and so crabbit. this thread has made me laugh so much! tattie hearts to youse lovelies 
Doll, have you seen where he lives? Up a close that's reminiscent of Secret Millionaire. This clown calls it his safe spaceHe must live in cloud cuckoo land
I'd genuinely tit a brick at the thought of spending one night in the Quad Penthouse let alone living there. Cloud cuckoo is definitely where his head is 
Oh, what a bargain Martin ...
Tell us more ...
Oh. 
I made it as far as it's his time and he's now doing ads then gave up before my brain departed my body.
Hasn't burned black orchid, his own range for two years. I'm sure he got some towards end of last year, when he was trying to flog the warehouse of old stock.
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Tell us more ...
I made it as far as it's his time and he's now doing ads then gave up before my brain departed my body.
Hasn't burned black orchid, his own range for two years. I'm sure he got some towards end of last year, when he was trying to flog the warehouse of old stock.
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Read that as slumdog millionaire, which to be fair would also be accurate.Doll, have you seen where he lives? Up a close that's reminiscent of Secret Millionaire. This clown calls it his safe space
“Stump and Nostrils”?! Dom Boi is the ultimate troll
Hens wits the point of getting engaged if you’re no gonnae even ever plan a waddin? Also as usual wit a weird thing to announce and celebrate “nearly five years engaged” 
jist makes me raise ma bespoke eyebrows n wonder who is the wan who has the fear ae commiting. Ma bet is oan Mazda, since he canny even commit to a kitchen decor or a couch for longer than 9 months also and etc
jist makes me raise ma bespoke eyebrows n wonder who is the wan who has the fear ae commiting. Ma bet is oan Mazda, since he canny even commit to a kitchen decor or a couch for longer than 9 months also and etcThread title suggestion:
A bougie trip tae Lanzarote fur Mr and Mr Grotty.
A bougie trip tae Lanzarote fur Mr and Mr Grotty.
If her skin is so good, why does she use a filter? Oh, that's right, because she's a deceiving witch. I highly doubt anyone asked for the link to the snail serum - not after seeing the fault lines on her forehead.
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Genuinely thought he was wearing a headband in these stories! Who on earth does he thing he is?… he’s the most insignificant, sad little individual to ever exist! Thinks a holiday to lanzorote is a flex?!?!?!
Well ma lovelies, I didnae even make it to the end of the dots of doom, she was pyooor makin me wanna poke ma own eyes out.
Her vocabulary is so limited that she’s just stuck on feckin repeat wi the same old shite sayings as usual IFYKYKAIYDKGTK also.
Didn’t tho k it was possible but wee Nathan Scissorhands has butchered her hair even more than the last time
Her vocabulary is so limited that she’s just stuck on feckin repeat wi the same old shite sayings as usual IFYKYKAIYDKGTK also.
Didn’t tho k it was possible but wee Nathan Scissorhands has butchered her hair even more than the last time
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Ma Lovelies, long time lurker and minimal contributer here. I’m about to do something that a never in a million years thought I would do! But am on ma own journeee and must request you respect ma life!
so I watched the thousand dots of death, without skipping and made a wee observation.
when he was applying the undereye roller from the wee bespoke small business “body shop” the filter drop of a few times and I was actually very shocked to see that his skin isnae that bad, for a man approaching his 40’s it’s actually pretty good. I knows what you’re all thinking and no, I don’t have the kerry Katona eyes and no am no a blind Nikita dog. But I always assumed due to the HEAVY filters that he’d have the skin of a rotten cabbage. Ok his skin is nae like his man Crush Andrew but it’s not horrific!
still an ugly sole, this isnae ma Page but they are ma rules so NAE DEBATES!
will be booking an appointment to get an eyes tested for the avoidance of doubt also!
so I watched the thousand dots of death, without skipping and made a wee observation.
when he was applying the undereye roller from the wee bespoke small business “body shop” the filter drop of a few times and I was actually very shocked to see that his skin isnae that bad, for a man approaching his 40’s it’s actually pretty good. I knows what you’re all thinking and no, I don’t have the kerry Katona eyes and no am no a blind Nikita dog. But I always assumed due to the HEAVY filters that he’d have the skin of a rotten cabbage. Ok his skin is nae like his man Crush Andrew but it’s not horrific!
still an ugly sole, this isnae ma Page but they are ma rules so NAE DEBATES!
will be booking an appointment to get an eyes tested for the avoidance of doubt also!
God, he talks so much shite etc and also.
Lovely, get that small business Spec Savers put on speed dial right away.
Thoughts, prayers and tattie hearts
Don’t ever message this page again!!!! TROLL!!!
Be interesting to keep an eye on that serum and see if Martins pretend followers sell that product out because sOoOoOo many have been asking. Pull the other one you fat slug. His skin is terrible, if that’s what that serum makes your skin look like then il pass 
sit doon and get some class you!!!
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