Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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SuzyE

Derek wants to wake up, because that ugly twat is fleecing him.

I've had to come out of his dots of doom because him tapping on his face is making me want to throw my phone and he's not worth it. But l love how he contradicts himself on now wanting to get on the ad bandwagon. Just say it Mario, you're so jealous of the other insta huns and what money they've made. Unfortunately you're shite at it, so don't hold your breath for a stint on Lorraine or ITV adverts
 
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Curly

There is no way he’s even putting anything on his severely sensitive skin! He’s just fucking tapping for no reason!
How many times did he want to say app! App app app fucking app!
 
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Babybail93

His hair always looks like he’s had headphones on all day. There is like a ridge
 
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Popper

Love that you can see the highly guarded secret that is, the bespoke 40th outfit, in the reflection of the telly.

Same shite, different dots.
 
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muscadet

Omg I have that cushion it’s fae Dunelm about 5 years ago and now I canny look at it in the same way now it’s been rubbing against a boaby, I know mine actually hasn’t but you know it’s in my head noo
 
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Laura VanderBooben


Y'all I just found this by pure chance. Was looking for old pictures of Marion to have a laugh after seeing Domboi


This was posted in September 2022 thread 80

 
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GiftedNotFree



When your beak is soo big that the filter can’t even cope with it and slips off! He looks so different without it the smoothing filter he’s absolutely boggin and so forth…
 
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Freefalling

He's polishing a turd using all that crap on his severely dehydrated coupon, he's got deeper ridges than McCoy crisps more cash in the trash

Not going to a cleaning show because it makes him feel anxious, FFS, get a grip. Who does he genuinely think would bat an eyelid at him?

Roll on August, who are these pals? MR + co? Im ready for this journey
 
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Fanta lemon

I'm only a few tapity taptap stories in but he uses a face mist when the weather's roasting, like it was a few weeks ago. But now the weather's milder he doesn't need it he honestly makes my brain hurt
 
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AllieBee

I think that's what he's worried about, no one would know who he is and he and his big old beak would be sitting alone in the corner. Billy Big Beak all on his lonesome
 
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