Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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It's also my 40th in August. My husband has had a holiday booked for years for it and won't tell me where it is. I haven't even thought about outfits yet. This wee Diddy has a fhull outfit styled tae fuck, for sitting in the bowling club and be home aw cosy for 8.30.

What the hell is that in that pan?! Is that spam floating about? Where is the rest of the veg?
 
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Have I missed it… or has the concrete sofa not been mentioned… ie how comfy it is (not)????
 
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Feels like winter... fuck off man it's the beginning of July! Got my cunt washing outside drying and everything, also.
 
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Yes it does feel like winter because you live in a cold, grey box.

Add a touch of colour and class to your dreary life, Marlo.

 
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The sky box can’t be boujee enough tae have oan display like the smegs. He definitely has sky though because I remember him kicking off because he pays about £900 a month for it also
And the never ending saga of sky no working about the same time as tumble driergate
 
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Can yae smell that ma luvlies???? Its Maz's favourite scents! Cannae wait! I can smell it awready! It's givin awsoarts a Bonsian Bungalow vibes.
His Summer collection will be comin soon such luxury aromas like:
Fresh Sheets & Sharts
Cat Piss & Peony
Eu d' B.O
Bummin Fort & Bergemont
Moap Kickin Mamosa
Button Shroom & Baharat

If yae don't know wit Jobbies ur, then get tae know hens!! And if yae dae know then where yae been?? cause its the the most bougiest of scents custom made tae every individual, much like Maz's Nike sannies, also.
 
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Anteater Face, big disgrace, autumn leaves all over the place
Pissing ma self
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Don’t forget the pistachio not patchouli
Also
 
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He hasn’t only been influenced by Pat Butcher. Hogmanay 2018 he was in his “Showaddywaddy cuffs on burstin’ at the seams lilac polyester jacket” phase.
Showaddywaddy im absolutely crying
Why always lilac also
 
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