Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

[HappyLittleSnail]

Or the Uncle Fester dark eye circles. Really, he's got feck all going for him has he

Pure grease emanating from those pores because of all the tit he eats.

 

[Popper]

The white shite floating in the “stovies”
Never ate a vegetable as a child and still doesn’t as an adult. Explains a lot

 

[mammaof3]

Just booked for the hubbies 40th, a night in Maz's second home, a 5 star hotel - £210. Virgin Experience day - Shard Marco Pierre Whites, 3 course meal with Rooftop experience- £90. The hotel because its his 40th was going to give a complimentary bottle of prosseco (changed it to bottles of beer as its not ma day) and decorating the room.
All for the price of his kettle and toaster the bleeping weapon.

Fook me we could be twins.

I've just finished organising a 5-star hovel and a nice spread in the Big Smoke - used a voucher as I'm tighter than a ducks arse.

Got a voucher for The Shard as well but it's closed for renovation when we go so I'm gutted at that, but it means we can go away again.



Anyway back to Chef Maz.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

“Styled to duck” for his birthday. I can’t wait to see what he’s wearing coz we know it’s gonna be a complete mis-matched disaster also!!

 

[Cinpab]

Mario, you're one sad, pathetic middle aged man. And feck did you get hit with the ugly stick as a kid!. Seriously, sort your nose out instead of buying crap

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Guys I don’t think I can do this another year. Autumn in the blistering heat and Christmas before the kids have even gone back to school. Kill me now

 

[twilightgarden]

Catching up on his stories today and I’m no well

First the stiffy over Hetty hoover. “Ohhh she feels so good on carpet, oh yeah” but she’s nae use on hard floors. Marion hen the only carpet you have is in your bedroom and let’s face it you hardly have any available floor space to hoover.

Then treatit to his greasy, depressed anteater face and a plate of stovies. I cannae cope.

 

[Poptart]

“Styled to duck” for his birthday. I can’t wait to see what he’s wearing coz we know it’s gonna be a complete mis-matched disaster also!!

Im so excited for this reveal

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Styled as duck for an early bird special in Linwood

 

[Madge2022]

Not autumn leafs already ffs. Schools haven't even broken up yet. I'd like to insert his Christmas tree into his Japs eye.

Mebbes that's where he stores it when crissmas is over, would explain his walk.
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Is it at all possible he buys these branded items himself and pretends it's an ad? Because honestly between Hetty and that daft washing up liquid one I can't believe the brands are approving his content, or even assessing he'll have the right audience for a £300 hoover. No hate btw, I don't have £300 for a hoover, but at least I can understand the appeal with Danielle's mad furniture.

Excuse youse, he paid fur bespoke bougie acting lessons fae Ronald Villiers, don't message this page again!!!!

 

[Caw1982]

Fook me we could be twins.

I've just finished organising a 5-star hovel and a nice spread in the Big Smoke - used a voucher as I'm tighter than a ducks arse.

Got a voucher for The Shard as well but it's closed for renovation when we go so I'm gutted at that, but it means we can go away again.



Anyway back to Chef Maz.

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Rahhhhhh the view is closed when we go just booked the table. Oh well, I'm sure we will find another 'boujee' bar with a view

 

[Anti-influencer]

If the choice were instant death or eating a plate of his stovies I wid happily choose death.

 

[Runforestrun]

What are the white specks??????
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Birthday outfit ffs he is a 10 year old wee lassie isn’t he?

 

[Curly]

Mebbes that's where he stores it when crissmas is over, would explain his walk.
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Excuse youse, he paid fur bespoke bougie acting lessons fae Ronald Villiers, don't message this page again!!!!
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I always refer to Ronald Villairs and half the time people look at me like I’m daft

 

[Daisy Uncle]

What are the white specks??????
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Birthday outfit ffs he is a 10 year old wee lassie isn’t he?

Spunk
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A sneak peek at his burfday outfit.

 

[blueblue]

Fook me we could be twins.

I've just finished organising a 5-star hovel and a nice spread in the Big Smoke - used a voucher as I'm tighter than a ducks arse.

Got a voucher for The Shard as well but it's closed for renovation when we go so I'm gutted at that, but it means we can go away again.



Anyway back to Chef Maz.

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Hen, if it's a 5 star hovel you've booked you might find yourself on a wee night and day journey just wanting back to your safe space x

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Birthday outfit FFS. Does he think he’s a teenage girl or summat?? What a sad life, Jane.

 

[longtimestalker]

What the duck is that black tit in the corner?
Has the cat litter been put in the communal hallway . That advert was extremely painful to watch.
I’d rather sleep on the breeze blocks than listen that any longer

 

[AllieBee]

Mario, you're one sad, pathetic middle aged man. And feck did you get hit with the ugly stick as a kid!. Seriously, sort your nose out instead of buying crap

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His nose looks like even more of a big red dick than normal. Pull the hoodie over your face you fat penis-nosed slag

 

[mrsbucket]

Guys I don’t think I can do this another year. Autumn in the blistering heat and Christmas before the kids have even gone back to school. Kill me now

Same, hen. This will be my third round of Autumn/Wintum with Mario and I don't think ahm ready to go through it all again. I already get pyoor PTSD when I see a pumpkin noo thanks to this beaky mutant.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

The white shite floating in the “stovies”
Never ate a vegetable as a child and still doesn’t as an adult. Explains a lot

Disnae count Maria if you've boiled every last vitamin oot yer veg.