me waiting on the daft slag doing something. Did someone forget to tell him he had to get up so he’s just in his pit waiting?
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me waiting on the daft slag doing something. Did someone forget to tell him he had to get up so he’s just in his pit waiting?
Can you imagine if he shows up a week later sunburnt tae duck wae one of those lace dreads in his hair aw the weans goat in Majorca circa 1998. With the caption “soooooo we did a thing” 
And within 1 day we’ll have “take me baaaaccckkkk” captions on photos of the All Inclusive buffet.Can you imagine if he shows up a week later sunburnt tae duck wae one of those lace dreads in his hair aw the weans goat in Majorca circa 1998. With the caption “soooooo we did a thing”
Nah he's had a poorly tummy lassies xx
Cat still hates his guts
Cause deid deek tried tae help him carry oan the boujiee theme and brought him back a bespoke M&S salad, so noo he's hittin the boke and still hits the boak at all food noo also, how dare he gie Martino some lettuce, fucks aht' aw aboot, naw hen cut up grapes and a munch bunch yoghurt are his limits. But dinnae worry he's redeemin himself tae Martino wae a plain cheeseburger happy meal. So Aye
He’s no well ma lovelies
I think she’s pregnant ma lovelies, sounds like a bespoke dose o pregnancy sickness and craving red kola.
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"Flaboned Dream Kitchen & breeze block corner seater. .Still nae petty cash tae box in yer boiler & Meter"
"Flaboned Dream Kitchen & breeze block corner seater. .Still nae petty cash tae box in yer boiler & Meter"
Is she going on a wee morning sickness journey? 🫃
He last posted on Monday night and thinks he's had a few days off, it's only been 2.
He's so copying Hinch.
Post up something bad, realise you're a twit, fook off the gram, then return with 'I'm no well.
He'll be trying to think up some rare illness like her wain had.
Moped disease or something.
He's so copying Hinch.
Post up something bad, realise you're a twit, fook off the gram, then return with 'I'm no well.
He'll be trying to think up some rare illness like her wain had.
Moped disease or something.
Well wonders never cease at him not feeling well again. Soft tart 
Wonder what the last crap meal it was he ate that gave him the bespoke spewing 
cause he doesn’t exactly socialise to catch a bug
cause he doesn’t exactly socialise to catch a bug
He’s always sick lol, always moaning 
Ah'm sure Lewis Capaldi is in Martin's DMs offering him the same support Martin gave him. But wi less spelling mistakes, also.
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Ah'm hoping Rayn is taking a piss in his mouth when he's sleeping tae make up fur aw they chemicals Martin subjects her to.Wonder what the last crap meal it was he ate that gave him the bespoke spewing
Just the usual then
Oh this thread literally gives me life.....it's genius comedy gold. You lot are priceless 
@Sloppys "stand down everyone...she's just got the shits" should be a thread title suggestion
@Sloppys "stand down everyone...she's just got the shits" should be a thread title suggestion
Yes I agree… I can’t read this thread when I’m supposed to be quiet as I keep bursting out laughing.Oh this thread literally gives me life.....it's genius comedy gold. You lot are priceless
@Sloppys "stand down everyone...she's just got the shits" should be a thread title suggestion
The comments are hilarious.
I’m also scared to comment normally as :
I can’t speak /spell the language and these lot are ruthless
. But in a good way 
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