I just know he’s started many a sentence with “I’m not racist but…”He writes like a 65 year old racist woman on Facebook. We’ve all seen them
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Aye, oor Maz has been known to boggle his woggle. Deek loves itDo you remember that word game called Boggle?
You could eat alphabetti spaghetti and a laxative and tit out a more coherent sentence than Mario could come up with.
Aw hens I’ve been so crabbit the day and I “got up” early this morning (for work,nae Marion) and I’m needing a wee pick me up.
This thread has me clutching ma beak. I’m mortified for him messaging Scotland’s treasure Lewis Capaldi. Who does Marion think he is the beaky bint. Tonsa luv to youse
Stay etc and bought also 
This thread has me clutching ma beak. I’m mortified for him messaging Scotland’s treasure Lewis Capaldi. Who does Marion think he is the beaky bint. Tonsa luv to youse
Stay etc and bought also 
They're no handles, they're 'touch points' ma lovelies.
Never message this page again also.
Never message this page again also.
I was thinking thoDo you remember that word game called Boggle?
ma hen I’m proud of you for battling oot your bed even though Beirut’s princess didnae command it the day. I’m chanting you oan fae the rooftopsAw hens I’ve been so crabbit the day and I “got up” early this morning (for work,nae Marion) and I’m needing a wee pick me up.
This thread has me clutching ma beak. I’m mortified for him messaging Scotland’s treasure Lewis Capaldi. Who does Marion think he is the beaky bint. Tonsa luv to youse
Definitely “the immigrants” fault he doesnae huv a back door and front door
wee Derek’s orange leanings pretty much guarantee there has been that discussion 
Singing and dancing seductively roon the Martin bed tae wee Deekyes sir, I am bougie
Dae yous mean
Etc sir, I am bougie, also I can fart all night long
Is he actually that delusional that he thinks these people are his friends??
Why does he gesture with his hotdog fingers pointed like he’s dain the emergency exit routine oan an airplane? Geez me the boke. Pit them away fur godsake also & etc 
Huv youse been stalking me on FacebookHe writes like a 65 year old racist woman on Facebook. We’ve all seen them
Disclaimer: ah'm no racist and ah'm no 65 also, nae buts and nae debates #factual
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Naw ah'm deid at that
Mibbes he’s practising for his holiday, Marion daeing a wee turn as an air hostess.Why does he gesture with his hotdog fingers pointed like he’s dain the emergency exit routine oan an airplane? Geez me the boke. Pit them away fur godsake also & etc
Well ye canni send the poor refugees tae somewhere worse than where they've fled from, wan look at Seedyhill and they'd beg fur a flight back hame.Definitely “the immigrants” fault he doesnae huv a back door and front door
Christ he’d be shaking the drinks everywhere n that’s withoot any turbulence
Where is he?
Has the fooker slipped down the back of the concrete block settee and the noo can't get oot.
Has the fooker slipped down the back of the concrete block settee and the noo can't get oot.
Beirut BoggleDo you remember that word game called Boggle?
Ma lovelies I have been stuck in bed of the day without Marion telling me he needs me to get up! The child hasn’t been fed! My boss is wondering where I am! I need the toilet! Please! Send help or a motivational quote that makes absolutely no bleeping sense so I can get myself up and mop kick what’s left of the day!
The Beirut version of 127 hours where Martin has tae chew aff his own arm that’s stuck under candy cane lame and a neon pepper
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We aw know Marion has messaged Lewis like "Listen Son, I know what it's like tae huv summit joost fly oot yae that yae cannae control, obviously touretttes Isnae as bad as ma IBS, but am chantin yae oan fae the rooftowaps!! We've aw goat oor disabilities!!, ma door is always open, Jo Malone Haun-wahsh, Nae cheese-cheeseboard and hoat choaklit fae ma wee choaklit stayshun waitin fur yae, Nae need tae chap so Al see yae the morra like We've discussed in oor hunners a messages. . Spine bright like a doomind
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