He’s crippled himself after trying a sesh in the new breezeblock bumming fort 
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His pals only exist on that app #factual
Ma lovelies… do normal people have their appliances sat this far out from the wall!? Having to look at trailing cables would absolutely do ma nut in and so forth.
Utter freak of nature also
Utter freak of nature also
Does he realise you can wrap the cord round the base of the smeg things? It’s got a wee built in bit for that the silly little slutMa lovelies… do normal people have their appliances sat this far out from the wall!? Having to look at trailing cables would absolutely do ma nut in and so forth.
Utter freak of nature also
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Hen! Get some class! When you have something as boujee as a smeg appliance it needs tae take pride of place in the middle of the plastic wrapped counterMa lovelies… do normal people have their appliances sat this far out from the wall!? Having to look at trailing cables would absolutely do ma nut in and so forth.
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I need to get tae know!!! I have a cheapo no brand toaster that cost like £17
I bought it about 4 years ago and keep it in a cupboard cos I think they’re an eyesore 
! Smeg would be wasted on me. So ayeHis flat reminds me of TK Maxx. Shite everywhere. The merchandiser has tried to make some sort of display, but none of the tit matches and customers keep piling it on top of each otherI need to get tae know!!! I have a cheapo no brand toaster that cost like £17
Nah wunner she's an OG of that app.
Fire damaged wallpaper
Buckled shelves
Manky hoosecoat on the dressing table
In bed before most weans also
Fire damaged wallpaper
Buckled shelves
Manky hoosecoat on the dressing table
In bed before most weans also
I do, but I'm pyoor special. Just my kettle as I hate the steam going under my units. Why, yes I am the female Martin, also.Ma lovelies… do normal people have their appliances sat this far out from the wall!? Having to look at trailing cables would absolutely do ma nut in and so forth.
Utter freak of nature also
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Nae class and nae debatesI need to get tae know!!! I have a cheapo no brand toaster that cost like £17
Tae be fair it is about 10.30 in actual Beirut, mebbes Martin has been reading here and noo hinks Paisley is called Beirut so changed his clock tae their time.Nah wunner she's an OG of that app.
Fire damaged wallpaper
Buckled shelves
Manky hoosecoat on the dressing table
In bed before most weans also
In bed already. Rest well. also.
I don't know how he dares to make out he was a friend to that poor girl. bleep he is.
I don't know how he dares to make out he was a friend to that poor girl. bleep he is.
It's guilt with him.
Good evening ma lovelies, I hope youse are aw well? I have 40 bespoke pages to treatit masel t as am just back fae that place abroad.
Buckle up hen and pour yerself an orange fanta
He has them far out hoping that passer byers will spell the wealth from his kitchen window and spot the smeg appliances. He don't have visitors so no one can see them apart fae oan that app to he's fake friends and lovelies also. So aye.Ma lovelies… do normal people have their appliances sat this far out from the wall!? Having to look at trailing cables would absolutely do ma nut in and so forth.
Utter freak of nature also
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Quick question, why didn’t he change his cabinet handles? They have been fittied incorrectly surely?? I can’t get my head around them at all. Is it just me? Sorry if this has already been mentioned I can’t keep up with this thread.
Imagne having a so nowhere to put your bogging house coat other than on top of your dressing table… all that tit all over the place! I’d be claustrophobic in that tit hole.
He’s still got the boiler and electric meter on show, the office ceiling strip light, council door handles covered in paint, crappy skirting boards and mould behind the panelling so it would appear that the kitchen handles are the least of his priorities.
Why does he have a Dyson and he's only goat 3 hairs? Why did he buy air Fresheners wae nae car? Why did he buy a ring door bell in a buzzer entry flat?, Why did he buy a 7ft tree when his whole flat is the size eh an airin cupboard, Why does he buy so many trackies but only wears the painted oan lilac numbers?, why does he moan about being broody and no gettin pregnant or huvin weans when he's nae ovaries or womb, the mind boggles hen. .he'll no stop
I cannot deal with clutter. His flat would send me over the edge!
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