Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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Why would Ryan try to eat that? Unless she has the Kerry Katonas also and thinks it’s her litter tray complete with contents also 💩
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Does anyone know how to speak illiterate?

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Yet again his words make no sense.
Mario, if only you knew how many people laugh at you at your own expense.

English obviously wasn't your forte at school...Oops my bad, you bunked off a lot didn't you. Thick git! 🤡

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Does he love this vibe, or does he love staying home in his safe space?? Make up your bloody mind will you! I get whiplash the amount he goes back and forth!
 
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They’ll be rushing to block him on WhatsApp and nae debates 😂 imagine the illiterate toad messaging you
 
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Why the f’ does he have the straw placemats when he doesn’t have a f’n table !! So just to sit a plate on to take a pic for the gram - saddo
 
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These desperatos are his pals, so he thinks 🙄 tell me Maz, how often have you visited your pals lately, cough cough
Hold youse tongue hen! If wan of them dies they’ll have been his best friend fae life and he’ll be pure devastated and get her a Christmas bauble tae go way Betty and the other one (Natalie?). #withtheanglesnow 📐
 
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He hurts my head so much. He actually thinks Greedy is his pal xx
I have honestly never witnessed such an illiterate grown adult. We’re all victim to the occasions typo, but autocorrect takes care of so much now it’s amazing how he still manages to get it so bloody wrong all of the time. It’s like he’s had a stroke halfway through typing sometimes, also.
 
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Hold youse tongue hen! If wan of them dies they’ll have been his best friend fae life and he’ll be pure devastated and get her a Christmas bauble tae go way Betty and the other one (Natalie?). #withtheanglesnow 📐
Can hang on wan of the tress alongside the wee decoration he got made of himself.

When he added so much filter his nose disappeared also

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Your cooking is well n truly shite also when even the cat disny want a wee bit, bet wee dolly the dug wid turn her nose up tae also
 
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