Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

What does the finger tattoo say?

(Those hands have never done a halfday’s work in their lives. My sister is a cleaner and her hands show it)

My friend is same her nails never grow, when they do they end up split or dry. So she needs hand cream constantly and her gel polish lasts the weekend when she's off then it's all chipped lol.
Imagine Marion actaully having money though if he's this bad with cash the now if he did get rich he'd be bankrupt within 4 months.
Why he moaning it's warm? It's not warm today it's only about 16, can't stand people that constantly moan about warm weather then moan when it's dull, dark and raning like give it a by.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

I telt you all that day I saw them in EK, wee Deek is like a South American footballer also. Honestly he's so tanned.

It’s his tan from sitting in the Quad, sharing a spliff wi all the other Beirut junkies. Marion has banned him from the hoose due tae too many harmful chemicals in those bespoke roll ups of his. Capeesh??
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Got more chance of getting in yer fridge without moving yer bin than meeting Lewis Capaldi!
So aye. Also.

Thread title right there hen!

 

[SuzyE]

Yet again his words make no sense.
Mario, if only you knew how many people laugh at you at your own expense.

English obviously wasn't your forte at school...Oops my bad, you bunked off a lot didn't you. Thick git!

 

[Poptart]

He was moaning about the heat this morning and now he’s sat under a blanket…. Make it make sense also!!!!

 

[SuzyE]

He was moaning about the heat this morning and now he’s sat under a blanket…. Make it make sense also!!!!

I've just seen it

My windows and blinds are closed to try and keep cool, but it's 24 on my indoor thermometer. I'm in the North and it's showing 25 outside, and this lemon is under a blanket. He's tapped in the head!.

 

[Shrekssister]

Nice to see that expensive nail kit for the manicure jurnay is in good use

 

[Ferguson]

I, Daisy Uncle have loved this song my lifetime and still to this day also

 

[Madge2022]

I've just seen it

My windows and blinds are closed to try and keep cool, but it's 24 on my indoor thermometer. I'm in the North and it's showing 25 outside, and this lemon is under a blanket. He's tapped in the head!.

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Canni wait tae see the dinner.

Like this, but wi mair salt

Or burnt tae a crisp like this

Bon appetit ma lovelies

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Chips two nights on the trot.

It’s not IBS giving him the trots.

 

[AllieBee]

That hoosecoat is an absolute abomination. How Derek can look at it and still want to play hide the boaby is an absolute mystery.

Looks like.its all dirty and stinky

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Chips two nights on the trot.

It’s not IBS giving him the trots.

He’s not mentioned his fake IBS for a while. Seems like he used to bang on about it all the time?!

 

[DramaQueen79]

Steak, chips and tinned veg. Yummy

 

[Badaboom]

Lovelies, I was oot living my best life today at that Clydebank, in the colour #shoaps. I thought I would keep my kerries peeled for a live sighting of oor wee Maz “in the wild” just in case, but on seeing the flairs, imagine my disappointment when I realised he must have been there yesterday. I took youse a photie of the flair in case you didn’t know whit a flair looked like also. Took me right back our Paisley pavement spotting days #takemebaaak

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

That steak looks drier than Deek’s mangina after ten mins of Mario humping him in the bumming fort.

 

[mammaof3]

How, I mean, HOW does this twit afford to buy all his crap and the noo buy steak.

 

[AllieBee]

How, I mean, HOW does this twit afford to buy all his crap and the noo buy steak.


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Tinned peas and carrots gross! That dinner make me feel sick, leather steak (bet he likes it well done), frozen chips and tinned veg, it's hardly cooking Maz.

 

[Madge2022]

How, I mean, HOW does this twit afford to buy all his crap and the noo buy steak.


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Ah canni think why Rayn has never tried tae take their food aff their plates, also.

 

[Ferguson]

Ah canni think why Rayn has never tried tae take their food aff their plates, also.

She'll take wan look at the plate of overcooked beige dry cuisine & decide that cat food is far more appealing also.

 

[SuzyE]

Hey Mario...
1. I've never seen you mention this page?.

2. You're no influencer, so stop with the "we"

 

[Babybail93]

Oven chips, packet peppercorn sauce and tinned veg. Then eating it off your knees on upholstered breeze blocks……. Why does he think everything he does is a flex?

What a life