Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[mammaof3]

Monday...

Wiki.
Lamps = £50
Tables = £54.98 with the discount oof.

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Where's his other table that held his library collection gone?

 

[Madge2022]

Well he is a whalloper but he definitely doesn't have a whalloper so aye that's aw am sayin ...

Ur youse saying youse huv seen Martin's hard on?

No sure if any of youse ken Mad Tits oan Facebook, was howling at her date at China Sea

 

[twilightgarden]

Ur youse saying youse huv seen Martin's hard on?

No sure if any of youse ken Mad Tits oan Facebook, was howling at her date at China Sea
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Screaming The noodle on the big toe has finished me aff and nae debates, also.

 

[SuzyE]

It's "Yourselves" you illiterate twit!.
Leave it to Mario to show the whole of social media how thick he is at basic English

 

[Anti-influencer]

I know I say it alllll the time, but his overuse of the word “also” gets right on my bleeping tits!

Me too hen also 🩷

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

If he could be an actual women, he’d be one of those woman who make something like Irregular Choice shoes their entire personality.

 

[beanpole]

Lassies I’m mega excited because I just booked a holiday! I’m worried though because it’s later THIS year and I’ve nae started ordering my holiday trainers yet. Don’t message me, I don’t need the negativity

 

[Babybail93]

If he could be an actual women, he’d be one of those woman who make something like Irregular Choice shoes their entire personality.

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Or one of those fat women that are obsessed with Disney to the point it’s weird

 

[nefariousnellie]

What’s he got books for? He can’t read

 

[Madge2022]

What’s he got books for? He can’t read

They're in braille ma lovelie, cos oaf his Kerry Katonas #gettaeken
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Or one of those fat women that are obsessed with Disney to the point it’s weird

That's just reminded me of wan oaf ma favourite jokes.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Jesus that face. He's got one eye looking at you one eye looking for ya

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Jesus that face. He's got one eye looking at you one eye looking for ya

Adult working world. You’re bleeping 40! What a bleeping sad sack. Bed at 9pm. bleeping loser.

 

[Cagayu]

Some gems from his comment section

Marion sounds like Rudolph

and then this…

The bumming fort, the scent of lynx Africa, a baccarat rouge dupe, jizz and sweat.

 

[Ferguson]

Nay wunner he was asked tae go oan Scottish hame of the year.
His interior design skills are amazing.
Capeesh and also.

 

[Ambergambler]

What’s he on about saying Derek is never ill, they are always ill, and is that more annual leave he has just had

 

[Doodlebug71]

Jesus that face. He's got one eye looking at you one eye looking for ya

Mortgage eyes ...1 fixed 1 variable

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Mortgage eyes ...1 fixed 1 variable

Closest he’ll ever get to a mortgage.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

“Happy to read this all” “look all after yourselfs”

WHAT NOW. duck me, I cannae cope with the illiterate bleep the night ma lovelies.

 

[Babybail93]

Derek is ill now! One of them is always bleeping ill. It’s the malnourishment from the tit diet they have

 

[SuzyE]

He's got horrible, creepy, bulbous eyes