Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[Madge2022]

How do them side tables and that lamp match anything else in that living room? His whole house flat is just so dated and disjointed.

Excuse youse, Martin wud win Scottish home of the year like that, noo he's goat his blue tick which he also didni apply for, he is waiting fur the celebrity version.

Speaking oaf celebrities, ah wunner if he will be asked tae go oan the new celebrity big brother.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

"Deek ya scruffy wee wain, help me move the joseph joseph ah need tae get ma fresh raspberries oot the freezer the nooo. Capeesh also."
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Omggggggg ahahhahahah

 

[Lim1947]

Brown beauty

 

[Kat__lax]

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Brown beauty, brown jobbie mare like. Please tell me you edited that image. Pure beak clutcher.

 

[other things online]

Are you happy ya wee goon , l canny sleep cause of this bastart rain !!!

Right ma lovelies let’s run a book for ‘when will he moan about the bastart rain’ place your bets ..

Aw don’t it was ma wee dads funeral a few weeks ago and Kenny rogers the gambler was the time for reflection song, hope not tae youse ma dad and Marian ever in the same sentence again, capeesh x ps na dad was a handsome man and he played ‘his role’ rightly

 

[gilly31]

Aw don’t it was ma wee dads funeral a few weeks ago and Kenny rogers the gambler was the time for reflection song, hope not tae youse ma dad and Marian ever in the same sentence again, capeesh x ps na dad was a handsome man and he played ‘his role’ rightly

So sorry for your loss

 

[Lim1947]

Brown beauty, brown jobbie mare like. Please tell me you edited that image. Pure beak clutcher.

Unfortunately I do not have the magical wizardry of @hopethishelpsallthebest , this is bespoke Marion at his finest

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Why would you need a side table when the arm rests look like bleeping sideboards?

Can you even comfortably reach them from the sofa? Or is it just yet another surface for him to add clutter to? How can he even stand to have that much tit laying about?? I get antsy if my house is too cluttered.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Ma hens another pro home tip from I,Mario, Daisy Uncle. Dry your bath may at the end of your brand new cardboard couch

I thought he just bought a new table for the previous slab? Now he buying new ones for slab the II? I'm I wrong

 

[Runforestrun]

So had the wee sofa table he used for his extensive Hun book collection gone the same way as the kettle and toaster? Or is he gonna have 2 side tables, a coffee table, 2 console tables AND a sofa table all in that one room??

 

[Freefalling]

He's needing to spend some petty cash on a wee table + chairs for them to eat their tea chuck the decorative shite, his hoose (bedsit) is as practical as a choc teapot

 

[Madge2022]

Brown beauty, brown jobbie mare like. Please tell me you edited that image. Pure beak clutcher.

In the bespoke shade of shart.

 

[Summergirl1]

Saw these earlier and was gonna buy oor Mario one wi ma spare petty cash but couldnae decide which one suited him best

 

[SuzyE]

Anyone new seeing his pictures will wonder why he's posted them in black and white .

 

[Madge2022]

Saw these earlier and was gonna buy oor Mario one wi ma spare petty cash but couldnae decide which one suited him best

Is that how you spell whalloper, ah thought it wiz walloper. Ah'm as illiterate as Martin, also.

 

[Bee Sting]

Is that how you spell whalloper, ah thought it wiz walloper. Ah'm as illiterate as Martin, also.

I would spell it walloper anaw ma lovelie

 

[Madge2022]

I would spell it walloper anaw ma lovelie

Chanting us fae the rooftoaps and no the walloper who made that coaster!!!!

Wonder if it was Martin?

 

[Poptart]

Chanting us fae the rooftoaps and no the walloper who made that coaster!!!!

Wonder if it was Martin?

Its walloper. No debates on my page. Capeesh!!!

 

[Summergirl1]

Is that how you spell whalloper, ah thought it wiz walloper. Ah'm as illiterate as Martin, also.

Well he is a whalloper but he definitely doesn't have a whalloper so aye that's aw am sayin ...

 

[melonsandlemons]

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Same photo with black and white filter:

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Everything about this life is so dull.

They won’t be able to reach over the arms with their teeny tiny arms