Excuse youse, Martin wud win Scottish home of the year like that, noo he's goat his blue tick which he also didni apply for, he is waiting fur the celebrity version.How do them side tables and that lamp match anything else in that living room? His wholehouseflat is just so dated and disjointed.
Speaking oaf celebrities, ah wunner if he will be asked tae go oan the new celebrity big brother.