Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[maxxxxx]

It's his overuse of "utter" for me

Reposted his kitchen early last night, and only 33 comments. Yeah, people are bored with it already

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STOPPPP, what is the new box?!
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It's his overuse of "utter" for me

Reposted his kitchen early last night, and only 33 comments. Yeah, people are bored with it already

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no I can't handle anything more ! the strip light, multiple meters, the squint handles. i feel like im tripping

 

[Ratgrrl]

She's loved using her kitchen this weekend also.
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Screaming the more I look the more things I spot!

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Ah the curse of the McKnight Mashoooov hooter!!!!!!
Like father like son

if you nose you nose, if you don’t nose, get to nose so aye

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Lovelies, look at what advert appeared at the bottom of this picture.

Wee Deek is collabing during his bespoke weaning jurneh.

 

[mrsbucket]

She's loved using her kitchen this weekend also.
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Deed! Hen you have made my Monday. The pumpkins stashed above the cupboards with the rat pyoor finished me aff!

I need you all tae get up and mop kick the tit out of this week! Capesh?

 

[MrsJ2000]

Bloody love this thread. Also and so forth..capeesh

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma hens another pro home tip from I,Mario, Daisy Uncle. Dry your bath may at the end of your brand new cardboard couch

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Ma hens another pro home tip from I,Mario, Daisy Uncle. Dry your bath may at the end of your brand new cardboard couch

The hoover lines on the sofa have me utterly deceased

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

The hoover lines on the sofa have me utterly deceased

Same.

I wish he'd forget and post two pairs of sweaty ball marks and a wee mangina smudge.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Why would you need a side table when the arm rests look like bleeping sideboards?

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Original picture:

Same photo with black and white filter:

Everything about this life is so dull.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

It’s not laminate floor he has

duck me, they were wood floors the other day when he was oan aboot them

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

"Deek ya scruffy wee wain, help me move the joseph joseph ah need tae get ma fresh raspberries oot the freezer the nooo. Capeesh also."

 

[Sloppys]

How do them side tables and that lamp match anything else in that living room? His whole house flat is just so dated and disjointed.

 

[mrsbucket]

His choice of accessories is always so bizarre. Industrial style lamps don't really match the plush strip club vibe of his lounge. He buys so impulsively I don't think he puts much thought into whether things actually belong together. And this guy reckons he is Paisley's answer to Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. Interior design insny your strength Maz - stick to polishing truncheons!

 

[DramaQueen79]

"Deek ya scruffy wee wain, help me move the joseph joseph ah need tae get ma fresh raspberries oot the freezer the nooo. Capeesh also."
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Do him a favour and box that meter in for him, show him and the wean what it could look like if he stopped spending money on

 

[Babybail93]

Ma hens another pro home tip from I,Mario, Daisy Uncle. Dry your bath may at the end of your brand new cardboard couch

MY sofa. What a bleep

 

[Pepsi]

Ma hens another pro home tip from I,Mario, Daisy Uncle. Dry your bath may at the end of your brand new cardboard couch

I doubt they can reach the tables wi THERE wee short arms, so aye another waste o money

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

duck me, they were wood floors the other day when he was oan aboot them

I'm utterly confused ma lovelies. I was also sure he said they were real widdin flairs

 

[Pepsi]

I always look for the hilarious trilogy that is the rat, the dildo and the bowel movement ! Love you, @hopethishelpsallthebest

"bowel movement" yuv got yursel some class there hen. Spine bright and keep yur power