Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[Babybail93]

Mair petty cash than sense. Wouldn't have bought them for a fiver.

His kitchen revamp is taking longer than what it took me to get a brand new kitchen installed, and my kitchen was stripped completely, including the ceiling! Canni wait fur the big reveal

My favourite part of every reveal Mario does is just how underwhelming it is

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Saw this T-shirt and thought of meirdre

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I lurked on this thread a year or 2 ago but decided to go back to the first thread, currently on 23. Never laughed so much in my life! Can’t believe he doesn’t have his plush coffee table and huge padded mirror anymore! Is the shark still on display? Does he still have a bathroom cabinet in his living room? It’s gonna take me forever to catch up!

I might do this. I’ve not been treated to the earlier threads

My favourite part of every reveal Mario does is just how underwhelming it is

it’s the whole build up, all the secrecy etc then it’s 9291718192 pics of whatever he is revealing with each one being as underwhelming as the last. The fact he thinks we are all jealous too makes it even better

 

[Poptart]

Does he ever stop bleeping moaning?

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Does he ever stop bleeping moaning?

We’ve still July & august to get through how deek hasn’t thrown him out the penthouse window yet I don’t know. He would do my head in.

 

[SuzyE]

Spent all that money on a fan, yet he still moans about the heat. The dick

 

[bigmouth1927]

What IS he going to do in Benidorm? The silly bleep won't get off the plane once the heat hits!

Oh am no well Deek. Can see it now. Cock.

 

[Babybail93]

Spent all that money on a fan, yet he still moans about the heat. The dick View attachment 2240647

Looks like the heat has got that nose retaining water. bleeping hell, the size of it!

 

[Lyla001]

What a fuckin melt he is ! Grow a pair you moaning twit. What about these people who work in sweaty hospitals for 12 hours a day , or soldiers on the front line in sweltering heat! Honestly, he winds me up. I hope he gets sunstroke on this misterious holiday of his. As you were hens......

 

[Madge2022]

Looks like the heat has got that nose retaining water. bleeping hell, the size of it!

Krystal Meth huz camel toe fanny, Martin huz camel hump fur a nose. #factual

 

[AllieBee]

Spent all that money on a fan, yet he still moans about the heat. The dick View attachment 2240647

He's so pathetic and why is he boss eyed? Does he always look like that? Stupid bleep looking for sympathy.

 

[Madge2022]

He's so pathetic and why is he boss eyed? Does he always look like that? Stupid bleep looking for sympathy.

As ma dear auld mum used tae say, wan eye gawn tae the shoap, the other coming back wi the change.

Or in Martin's case, wan eye oan home bargains tat and the other making sure his petty cash tin aka wee Deek husnae disappeared.

 

[peachy-keen]

Lovelies, remember he said he wasn’t going to plan a party for his 40th and he had some bullshit reason that I can’t remember but I’ve just noticed he’s following two new party accounts. He’s definitely fishing for a party

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Does he ever stop bleeping moaning?

No ma lovelie

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Lovelies, remember he said he wasn’t going to plan a party for his 40th and he had some bullshit reason that I can’t remember but I’ve just noticed he’s following two new party accounts. He’s definitely fishing for a party

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Anything classy or thrilling is swerving right outta his ain lane.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Looks like the heat has got that nose retaining water. bleeping hell, the size of it!

I’m convinced Marion is affiliated with Doc Johnson ma lovlie, this has surely been modelled on his Mashoooov McKnight Snout.
#aff #ad #buttbeak #cocknoseMcKnight

 

[twilightgarden]

I wonder if Martin is hot? He hasn't mentioned it.

I think you’ll find he’s fine hen. Abzalootley fine. 🫠

 

[Dawnienodaethat]

Why the duck is he that colour? I thought he was using a bespoke SPF on his manky skin

 

[twilightgarden]

Why the duck is he that colour? I thought he was using a bespoke SPF on his manky skin

Sodium. Capeesh.

 

[mammaof3]

I thought he slept in the nudey.

Take oof ya t-shirt if ya that hot, spanner.

 

[Shrekssister]

When maws goat the slow cooker oot again

(I’m kidding on I love a slow cooker dinner )