Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[HappyLittleSnail]

Jesus another fad. He just cannot help himself, can he! He’s got such a serious spending problem! He wants to spend some of his petty cash in a shrink to get to the bottom of his relentless need to buy, buy, buy!

I give it a week until it’s relegated to the top of the already buckling wardrobes.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Ah heard Martin huz goat a season ticket and his seat is right next tae youse
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Check youse oot zooming in, ah bet youse ur oan a bespoke register and nae debates ma lovelie

I’m away to support hibs my lovely nae debates now never message this page again mwah mwah spine bright xxxx

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

If he’s got a discount code to youse then surely that’s an ad?

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Ah heard Martin huz goat a season ticket and his seat is right next tae youse
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Check youse oot zooming in, ah bet youse ur oan a bespoke register and nae debates ma lovelie

Only cos I have proper curtains to twitch (smell the wealth) no thin pieces of cling film over my windows and nae debates

 

[SuzyE]

Feck me, the 90s called Martin, it wants the soda stream back. #notandad
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I had one when they first came out. It was a pain in the a keep doing the bottles that it gathered dust in the end.

Mario, you're nearly 40 mate

 

[AllieBee]

Feck me, the 90s called Martin, it wants the soda stream back. #notandad
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For ducks sake. I have a sodastream now I'm never gonna look at it again

 

[Madge2022]

For ducks sake. I have a sodastream now I'm never gonna look at it again

Starting a petition tae get youse removed fae tattle.

 

[notanothergrammer]

They're beauts aren't they l just hope that weird mats seen them
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Yeah, and he'll not give an weird b like you a second glance. You freaky little weirdo

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Wouldnae touch it wae a ten feet barge pole hen. See if ah looked like oor Moira, I'd shave ma a an walk backwards insteed.

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Mario’s credit score is ducked ma lovelie, hope that helps , capeesh??!! He’s not getting his hawns on a hoose any time soon

Thread title contender.... "He's not getting his hawns on a hoose any time soon"

 

[Mum3boys]

Thread title contender.... "He's not getting his hawns on a hoose any time soon"

Thanks for chanting me oan from the roof tops hen , sending tattie hearts your way

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Just know this machine thing he's bought is going to be a waste he'll hate because it taste nothing like the real thing. Why he getting Pepsi with it for all he drank and loved the now was coke zero?
That's like something you get your 10 year old in the 90's for their Christmas out Argos catalogue.

What happened to the work on kitchen taking a week and half living room seems very tidy or has it all be crammed into the bedroom.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Just know this machine thing he's bought is going to be a waste he'll hate because it taste nothing like the real thing. Why he getting Pepsi with it for all he drank and loved the now was coke zero?
That's like something you get your 10 year old in the 90's for their Christmas out Argos catalogue.

What happened to the work on kitchen taking a week and half living room seems very tidy or has it all be crammed into the bedroom.

Can he no just get cans of fizzy juice? Just me?……

 

[screenfreelookatme]

For ducks sake. I have a sodastream now I'm never gonna look at it again

Me too ma lovelie. Looks just like that one two. Absolutely fumming.

 

[Shrekssister]

I call trolling in Beirut, sneaking a door handle in the corner so we can see they’re still the uggo ones

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Mario if you’re gonna rinse the petty cash, get something actually useful. Some blackout curtains for the bedroom so you can stop pissing and moaning about waking up early. And here’s a novel idea. Open the windows at night when the sun goes down to get some cooler air in and let the shaft stink out. I’ve got the window open this morning and it’s really quite nice.
You’re welcome 🫶
He should just cancel his holiday next year. He’s not gonna survive!

 

[Misssj80]

We had a soda stream in the 80's, they taste rank. Stick to your cans of coke zero Martin. My dad wouldn't get pop from the pop man, I was so jealous of my neighbours with their glass bottles of cherryade and limeade
Just watching 60 days on the estate and you just know this is exactly what Martin's estate is like but it's his "safe space" ?!!!! Keep telling yourself that Martin

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

I’ve never had a soda stream so please can someone help me understand, how is it different from just getting carbonated water and adding flavouring? I know there’s the “green” angle so you’re not using single use plastic, but the environment isn’t something Marion has ever really shown any care for

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Just know this machine thing he's bought is going to be a waste he'll hate because it taste nothing like the real thing. Why he getting Pepsi with it for all he drank and loved the now was coke zero?
That's like something you get your 10 year old in the 90's for their Christmas out Argos catalogue.

What happened to the work on kitchen taking a week and half living room seems very tidy or has it all be crammed into the bedroom.

Santa Clause obviously never brought him a Mr. Frosty.

Now, the only large man who works one night a year and fills hooses with rit he needs, is himself.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I don’t understand why you’d get a soda stream to then drink Pepsi max or 7up free lol? Sure they’ve no calories anyway so what’s the point in the soda stream?

moaning about the heat again? Is this his personality now? Just going to moan about the heat for the rest of summer yet books himself a holiday abroad. He’s honestly not normal. I suppose the heat rises in them tit flats, that’ll be all the junkies lighting their spoons and tin foil up xxxxxxxx

 

[OhhBacon]

I’ve never had a soda stream so please can someone help me understand, how is it different from just getting carbonated water and adding flavouring? I know there’s the “green” angle so you’re not using single use plastic, but the environment isn’t something Marion has ever really shown any care for

I've got a sofa stream, I got it because buying packs of carbonated water was using a lot of plastic. I now fizz my own!!!

You can buy the cordials for pepsi, fanta and other drinks but you will taste the difference. The only one I use is the tonic water one but then I like my gin and tonic heavy on the gin!

But Mario has no interest in anything so the only reason I think he has bought one is #content.