Who the duck has been asking someone who lives in a top floor flat fae landscaping recommendations? What a bleep he is!
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He’ll be geeing oot car valet recommendations next
He delivered Stacey Trollomans last wean efter he gave her advice at Greedychops book lunch.
Photo courtesy of oor very ain darling @hopethishelpsallthebest where ur ye hen,.missing you
Photo courtesy of oor very ain darling @hopethishelpsallthebest where ur ye hen,.missing you
Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
He wants to dance his arse off to the song in his latest story. Here's an idea, it's Friday night go and do it!!!!!
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Sweating ma tits aff the day but I’ll tell yeh the landscaping recommendations have fair cheered me right up 
No got as much as a lot plant but can recommend a Gardner
No got as much as a lot plant but can recommend a Gardner
Haha, I’m away with jet 2 in a villa, not gona lie it’s lovely, I’m impressed. It’s even comes with a pet
bloody hole shop keepers know the score, they’re charging 2 euro a sachet of food, I’m now feeding 3 of them, and pretty sure their telling their mates Attachments
Ur youse sure youse urni Martin and that's Rayn your wean?Haha, I’m away with jet 2 in a villa, not gona lie it’s lovely, I’m impressed. It’s even comes with a pet
Have a great hoaliday Martin
I’ll have you know he’s got a vase of plastic tulips ma lovlieSweating ma tits aff the day but I’ll tell yeh the landscaping recommendations have fair cheered me right up
No got as much as a lot plant but can recommend a Gardner
I’m deceased that our Mario who doesn’t even have a real house plant has taken it upon himself to recommend a landscape gardener.
No bleeping way he lives in a top floor flat, doesnt hang his washing out in his drying green, doesn't own a house plant, has fake plastic flowers and moans non stop about being out doors but he is recommending landscapers…… duck off martin your just ridiculous now!
Is that company really called “buteiful gardens” or can Martin not spell “Beautiful”?
well he does own a couple of them wee tree air fresheners you get for the car my lovely, bought them when deek did 2 lessons. When I think about that it honestly still makes me laugh
Greedy has just announced she’s pregnant. Cue Marion scrambling to be one of the first to congratulate his “friend”. She’s clearly told her actual (well not actual, but slightly better connected SM) “friends” already because PTWM was banging on about her announcement last night.
Is he on bleeping crack? I swear he believes half the tit he comes out with! Wonder when hes having a conservatory built? Look lovely suspended off the top of Marion Towers.
Cannae see a comment on greedys post yet or a story share from him do we think he’s fumming that she didnae ask I,Marion to be a surrogate
Of course Mrs Doubtfire knew all about Greedy Gobs impending sprog. Fanny.
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Of course she’s the “oh i knew before everyone else” witch !! MASSIVE EYE ROLL
God can you imagine Marion babysitting your kids? What a nightmare scenario.
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They’re all like that. Love to claim they were first to know for insta clout. Transparent, the lot of them.
READY FOR BABYSITTING DUTIES IS SHE JOKIN. As if greedys going to haul her baby out her freshly renovated front n back door and pap it off several hundred miles and two countries away in a Beirut shoebox
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