Ffs, he's really proud of his women's leopard print pj's 
Give ya head a shake, Mario. You weirdo
Give ya head a shake, Mario. You weirdo
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Imagine how reeking her sweaty fart box must be
I'd rather not
Thunderstorms here for past twenty minutes, hoping they're on their way to Paisley. Ah bet he's a big fearty and canni hide under his bespoke Martin bed.
Moaning about the heat, then sat there in polyester shorts.
That stupid little fan he is trying to make part of his summer personality is bleeping me off! I hope he gets his beak caught in it!
Ah may just huv tae follow the fat slug tae report this obscenity to Insta. Mae feet were nae this swollen when a wuz 36 weeks with ma twin wains.
The duck is the fanny wearing? And why is he holding that stupid litte fan when he's got a Dyson right there? Is he telling us the Dysons rubbish?
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I hope he sticks it up the legs of those leopard skin panties to cool his balls down and gets his boaby stuck in it. I will hear him squeal all the way down here at the other end of the country!
In winter he's known as Mr Crissmas, in summer he's the OG FANdan!
You are all mean trolls. Marion is only trying to cool oof in this heat.
Look at the poor darl with all his fans on. His tuppence must be dripping.
Look at the poor darl with all his fans on. His tuppence must be dripping.
I’m really surprised he hasn’t got an air con unit on Klarna
It’s due to hit 30° in Turkey next week, and high 20s in Benidorm.
I cannot wait for his holiday. The moaning, the blurry pics of tit food, the outfits, the stocking up on shite in duty free, the rants about the airport.
Bring it on.
I cannot wait for his holiday. The moaning, the blurry pics of tit food, the outfits, the stocking up on shite in duty free, the rants about the airport.
Bring it on.
I'll no ask him about he's day but what I will ask is.. has he been filming porno's all day for AF? Kat slater PJs he looks like he should be in pornhub no babe station but he'd scare all the babes away Soo ayye.
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Suzy doll pure loving your bespoke Richmond lips pure beuatifol doll.Ffs, he's really proud of his women's leopard print pj's
Give ya head a shake, Mario. You weirdo
What a time to be alive hen. I'll be here aw cosy with ma joose and criss whilst Barny Rubble and Fred Flinstone huff and puff around Benners!! The bumming fort is on tour hen!!! No ma quote. Shouting them and their man made fabrics on from the roof tops!
And isnt black orchid a TF scent? My husband bought some for me around 2016. I'm clear an OG. Smell tha wealth!
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Ah'm huving nightmares noo oaf a topless Martin
It’s not a Dyson hen, it’s a cheap imitation just like his goochi trainers IYDKYNTGTK
“Slowly phasing out” = “these are shifting incredibly slowly so we’ll be selling them in dribs and drabs for months”
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Awryt hens no been oan here since wee baby Jesus was at school, right aboot the same era Marion claims he thought aboot his 2023 Xmas tree (afore Hinch and that lot) - nae debates oan this thread. Been watchin her mind you! Bookin her wee 7 days in the Solana gie'in wee Lesley a run for his money. I see oor Moanin minge is still givin us aw Clune Park vibes IYDKTGTK by point blank refusin tae budge and 'renovatin' the kitchen (so she means she's re-falbonin and puttin a boax roon that daft meter). The day they puhl doon they flats I can picture our Marion havin hawf eh Strathclyde emergency services there, cuttin oot windaes wae an industrial lift tae get her oot, oor Marion shoutin 'WATCH MA VOILLLZZZZ!!!' then wee Dr. Nowzardin appears sayin 'Loose another 25lbs tae be approved for a new cooncil hoos' Oor Marion gettin cheered like a wee hero carted aff tae the Hamish Alan, flashin the shart caird demandin a back n front door. Anywiys ma imagination runs wild hens. I'm here fur the holiday jurnay, the kitchen jurnay, Auatum jurnay, Crissmiss Jurnay and Marion's biggest jurnay- the return tae Edinburgh oan the McGills. So Aye. Let's boot C H O O S D A Y in the fudd and spine bright dolls. 
Bummin fort on tour haha cummin to a toon near youse
although Marion’s wee back will stick to the bespoke plastic pure faux leather pull doon sofa in the open plan kitchenette/front room. He’ll prolly no take his preemark vest oaf though so mibby he will be alright. It’s gonna end in tears lovlies
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this is like suhin Shakespeare would have wrote if he had spent his days cuttin aboot Paisley makin pals with Fanny’s like those two. Fuckin spot on shakey-Jakey-PAwryt hens no been oan here since wee baby Jesus was at school, right aboot the same era Marion claims he thought aboot his 2023 Xmas tree (afore Hinch and that lot) - nae debates oan this thread. Been watchin her mind you! Bookin her wee 7 days in the Solana gie'in wee Lesley a run for his money. I see oor Moanin minge is still givin us aw Clune Park vibes IYDKTGTK by point blank refusin tae budge and 'renovatin' the kitchen (so she means she's re-falbonin and puttin a boax roon that daft meter). The day they puhl doon they flats I can picture our Marion havin hawf eh Strathclyde emergency services there, cuttin oot windaes wae an industrial lift tae get her oot, oor Marion shoutin 'WATCH MA VOILLLZZZZ!!!' then wee Dr. Nowzardin appears sayin 'Loose another 25lbs tae be approved for a new cooncil hoos' Oor Marion gettin cheered like a wee hero carted aff tae the Hamish Alan, flashin the shart caird demandin a back n front door. Anywiys ma imagination runs wild hens. I'm here fur the holiday jurnay, the kitchen jurnay, Auatum jurnay, Crissmiss Jurnay and Marion's biggest jurnay- the return tae Edinburgh oan the McGills. So Aye. Let's boot C H O O S D A Y in the fudd and spine bright dolls.
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