. Keep those multiple hoovers nearby!Just been clutching ma beak and shaking (with laughter not a salt OD) at this line. Supposed to be on a conference call too!!
How dare youse, he bespokely designed it and is the OG for modular sofas since 2023, get tae ken ma lovelieIts been 30 minutes since I seen his dots of doom and I honestly still can't get my head around the fact that he has picked that as a sofa
My hay fever gets really bad at times but never am I out of breath. The amount of shite he talks is unreal.
With the amount of chemicals he uses, if the Beirut penthouse went on fire you'd probably see the flames from space.
“Real wood flairing journey hens “ has destroyed meNew sofa more like 5 breeze blocks infact breeze blocks wud be comfieralso when did he go on a real wood flairing journey hens musta missed that 🫣they look like they belong in a waiting room
I don’t know why it’s so funny but I’m in hysterics think the sight of Dan-yell’s gifted sofa has sent me off my head 
It looks so uncomfortable. I can't get my head around how he could possibly think otherwise. I can't imagine how you would even get even the slight bit cosy on that thing? No wonder it was gifted, nobody in their right mind would pay money for that. I can't believe I'm saying this but the last sofa was way better and it was bleeping shite too
don't even start me on that floor - the whole room just looks so cold and unwelcoming - total opposite of the cosy vibes he thinks he's going for bleeping hell he could ramble on about anything!!Those pictures have 2 different floor colours. So what does the sofa colour look like? IdiotsAw ffs this witch follows me everywhere, no been oan tattle in a few days, living life as a should… and she’s even popped up on FB! New bespoke concrete couch is barking, factual!
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