Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[Doodlebug71]

I think we can all agree that whatever colour falbon he’s gone for it’s look absolutely hideous.
Personally I’m placing my bets on Navy or a wee sage green cabinet with a white top. Will go lovely with his council taps and unboxed boiler.

Hopefully we're gonna be oan a new door handle jurnee

 

[blueblue]

Aye this might be swerving out of my lane a bit hen but I used Frenchic. If you’ve not heard of it before look up the groups on Facebook (Frenchic Fun and Frenchic Fan Forum) it’s truly miraculous stuff. Even more miraculous than Mario’s wax melt range so aye

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The thing about owning or a private let is you need a bit of a financial safety net. Fees, fluctuations in interest rates, emergencies etc all need actual savings not 3 easy online payments. Plus even with savings how could they possibly borrow on such low hours?

In a way I do hope he's happy where he is.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

Fuck me, they were wood floors the other day when he was oan aboot them

I'm utterly confused ma lovelies. I was also sure he said they were real widdin flairs

 

[Madge2022]

I would spell it walloper anaw ma lovelie

Chanting us fae the rooftoaps and no the walloper who made that coaster!!!!

Wonder if it was Martin?

 

[peachy-keen]

What’s a fur wane? Does he mean wain like fur baby? It’s absolute baffling how he can’t even get a simple word like that correct. And he wants to write a book? I swear me must be on the lethal when he writes most of his stories. It’s the only explanation.

yeah, wane is a Scottish term for child. Marion’s wane absolutely hates him

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Ah the curse of the McKnight Mashoooov hooter!!!!!!
Like father like son

if you nose you nose, if you don’t nose, get to nose so aye

 

[SuzyE]

I know I say it alllll the time, but his overuse of the word “also” gets right on my fucking tits!

It's his overuse of "utter" for me

Reposted his kitchen early last night, and only 33 comments. Yeah, people are bored with it already

 

[Shrekssister]

He must be a drinker. That’s no the ramblings of a sober person, surely no!

ma hen I don’t know and we will never get tae know but I think she’s too uppity to be an alky. Oor wee lovelie is just stupid

 

[Madge2022]

The man that has to borrow his brother's garden to sit in

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Is he seriously? Do they even let openly gay men dance about on their wee walk

Get tae staunchly ken ma lovelie

Cleaning with Mario #77 Shine bright like a £4 neon yellow pepper

Was I dreaming ma lovelies or did Martin not buy a winter coat at the start of this year and say he was he was putting it away for this winter? 🤔 ma lovelie, you read ma mind. Ahm sure he bought 2winter coats last spring to put away - and am sure one was a grey sleeping bag…… just like his...

tattle.life

 

[Shrekssister]

Hay Saturday ma lovelies lets mop kick this weekend and so forth

 

[YR80]

Is the paypig not the one who gives the money?

Please don’t make me google this.

I’m not googling it either but it could be I Google enough weird stuff without adding this on!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Imagine having a cat shitter in the kitchen, a small kitchen at that . Lol you're cooking dinner and there's the cat taking a steaming turd while he's cooking his stovies

Rains steaming jobby sound more appealing than somethin monzo has basterdised oan the stove so aye
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This is a glow up Martian

 

[Skyflier6727]

I can’t wait until he fizzes it too much and it explodes in his face

And realises it’s still rank rotten (yes we have one - hangs head in shame and sees self out)!

 

[SuzyE]

His voice makes me car sick.
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I've just came to say the same. It creeps me out

 

[Doodlebug71]

Oh god, sorry to quote masel but I meant stovies obviously

He boils mince for his stovies and chats mince oan his stories hen so aye practice makes ok

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Ah heard Martin huz goat a season ticket and his seat is right next tae youse
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Check youse oot zooming in, ah bet youse ur oan a bespoke register and nae debates ma lovelie

Only cos I have proper curtains to twitch (smell the wealth) no thin pieces of cling film over my windows and nae debates

 

[Skyflier6727]

Tell me he’s not stuck a fucking orange slice on that can please!!!
Supposed to be going away in 2 hours, not packed, my Kerry Katonas are fucked with hay fever, going to give Maz a run for her money in the squinting games trying to manoeuvre through the airport. If only I’d packed a year in advance preempting this could happen

You should have asked Derek to come and get you!!

 

[AllieBee]

Found him a wee pencil set for when he starts writing his book and so forth

You need to find him an extra pencil 'HEY NOT HAY' lol

 

[Curly]

Is there not the possibility it could be a council refit?
Was there not a mention of upgrades when he found out his flat wasn’t getting bulldozed?

 

[Caw1982]

To behonest I didnt even notice the difference with the kitchen. Same wonky doors, same meter on the wall and boiler. They are the first things you would sort out.

On the beg for a neon sign too I see.

That all the huns have for garden rooms, man caves, home gyms etc