They forgot to paint that section of wall under the boiler. Practice makes OK. 
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Won’t be getting cosy on that sims sofa anyway my lovely…So he can get aw cosy with Deek
WHAT?! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT?! I'VE HAD MORE INSPIRING people!!!!
Anyone know what that white box thing is at window?
Love the bespoke kitchen heating.
The extra storage must be the reason it took so long.
I'm so underwhelmed I've lost the ability to speak Martin.
Miss Greedy will be livid that Martin revealed his new kitchen before hers.
Love the bespoke kitchen heating.
The extra storage must be the reason it took so long.
I'm so underwhelmed I've lost the ability to speak Martin.
Miss Greedy will be livid that Martin revealed his new kitchen before hers.
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Right I’ve swerved right out of my lane as I’ve seen you all discussing the “new kitchen” LOL had to go and have a look.
And I didn’t think it could be any worse than I’ve imagined. It’s taken over a week to change the cupboards from white to grey??????
black washing machine/tumble dryer - grey units - white Smeg Kettle and toaster (only purchased on Klarna to fit in with the huns who all live in big houses, not one bed council flats) - it’s like a flat for the blind. Nothing goes.
I can’t get my head round someone owning smeg appliances but can’t open their kitchen door fully because of stuff rammed behind it or can’t cover their boiler.
ps that bin looks like a big office printer. Nae debates
And I didn’t think it could be any worse than I’ve imagined. It’s taken over a week to change the cupboards from white to grey??????
black washing machine/tumble dryer - grey units - white Smeg Kettle and toaster (only purchased on Klarna to fit in with the huns who all live in big houses, not one bed council flats) - it’s like a flat for the blind. Nothing goes.
I can’t get my head round someone owning smeg appliances but can’t open their kitchen door fully because of stuff rammed behind it or can’t cover their boiler.
ps that bin looks like a big office printer. Nae debates
Martin McKnight, the Martin Luther King of Beirut.
Seen nicer looking kitchens in Bosnia so aye
Clearly couldn’t be arsed to fix the wee screws inside the door to line them all up! The doors are all different spacing and squint! Baw bag!!
also using a the 0.5 lense on the iPhone to make it like bigger and wider you can tell cause the cat litter tray looks like a big long thin rectangle!
got it all wrong again
also using a the 0.5 lense on the iPhone to make it like bigger and wider
you can tell cause the cat litter tray looks like a big long thin rectangle!got it all wrong again
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I’m genuinely so disappointed. I was looking forward to this and it’s so much more boring and predictable than I thought it could be.
I need time to process this.
I need time to process this.
Some of the comments from his Mafia lovelies, for those banned from Martin's page.
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Mario Luther King I had a dream so aye!!
At least she's found her nail sessificate.
Aside from the brick wallpaper it looked better before, the jj and smeg are irrelevant when your boiler is on display, you have a strip light and a cat's litter tray in it, instead box in the boiler, change the light, the wallpaper and get a enclosed litter tray all of which would have made a huge difference at a lower cost, give it a few months and then it will be him complaining it's too dark, he just has to spend money and hasn't really a clue.
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That comment "Love that you keep it so real, so easy to get lost in all the perfection" ermm not sure that was his intention, think in his world this is perfection and others would be so envious.
No wonder his and Deek’s teeth are falling out, the amount of fizzy juice he hoards!
There’s no water in Rayn’s bowl in neither of the before and after shots 
Not an ad 
"I pay for this meter masel, tenner a week and so forth."
"I pay for this meter masel, tenner a week and so forth."
Well she’s shot her load early. Deleted the countdown and done the big reveal… well ma lovelies, I’m affronted she hasn’t had the cupboard handles put in the right way and she’s no boxed the meter in. Still looks tit, imagine ya dream being to decorate ya council kitchen and not to own your own front and back doors. That’s goals right there 
P.s, the coats hanging over the rotting food bin
P.s, the coats hanging over the rotting food bin
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Why the hell does she need a spice rack. Is it used for ornamental purposes, because this large witch thinks a kitchen is a storage cupboard.
Hen it’s true, ah huv the photie tae proove it!
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Can just imagine Hobbit and Hobbiter jump dragging their crates of juice and 34 B&M bags home on the bus
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