Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper 🥔

[unhinched]

I’m sorry but a £300 hairdryer for a guy whose hair could be dried by rubbing a towel over his head for literally 10 seconds IF that!

 

[Badaboom]

The Dyson hairdryer! I can’t breathe I hope the previous thread title inspired him.

I wonder why he doesn’t rate the Dyson vacuum but seems to rate the hairdryer, or does he in fact just chase the latest gadget to make him feel happy in his otherwise empty life. Unless he is getting one of the fake ones off eBay

 

[Be More Pacific]

I don't give a duck what happens between now and then, this Dyson debacle HAS to be in the next thread title!

 

[Boabie bunter]

I’m sorry.... but WHAT THE ACTUAL duck?

 

[GiftedWaxMelts]

Are we all rushing onto the Ava May website to order our Flash Bathroom wax melts?!
Surely only a matter of time until you can get one that smells like that new Tesco bathroom cleaner he’s discovered.

 

[Delia Smith]

They must pay well at M+S!!!

 

[Bestlife@60]

Dezza must seriously be in the dog house and needs to buy he’s way out!!!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Wish Dyson would tell him 'Seeing as you fucked us off for Shark we're not sending one, try using ya steam mop instead see how that works out for ya!'

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Because he's got a code for the Dyson, does that mean Derek has negotiated a deal on th price in exchange for advertising?

 

[Pearlpow]

Dyson must be to dry the cat...

also, in absolute stiches at Dereks "dance with somebody" tik tok.. absolute whitney classic song that everyone knows the words to.. first line on there "iv done alright up til now" derek, pointing to the screen singing "you" over and over And completely the wrong words: simpletons at their best

 

[GiftedWaxMelts]

In that latest lot of ramblings, he’s pretty much just admitted that the Dyson will be completely useless to him!
So he’s buzzing with excitement to receive, and has now bought a bracket stand for, something that he knows is useless to him!
Couldn’t make it up! £299 just wasted!

 

[Goldieoldie]

Maybe Derek got him it so it keeps him busy and he can spent more time on Tik tok xx

 

[Moaningminnie]

What the duck? An extremely powerful hairdryer to dry 3 strands a hair? Mario we can see yer scalp when you turn your head ma lovely

 

[Fickledipped19]

He’s said ‘it’s what he wanted’ so aye, he’s pestered poor wee dezza to get it for him

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Next thread title

 

[Danim]

First time posting on this thread.... so atm he has no job and has blown over £400 on useless tit in a week???
Putting a discount code for the wax melts( he has no need for )in the hairdryer post like he has some deal with them haha
Just couldn’t make this tit up

 

[Dollylollipop]

Definitely the funniest thing I’ve ever heard come out his hole mouth a dyson hairdryer..for what

 

[lauramars]

I think they’ll be ticked upti there eyeballs! Or dezzas eyeballs

 

[Caughtredhanded]

I love how we are all here for the Dyson

He will be pure raging when he reads this

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Maybe it's to help his kerrykatona diseased stye-eye to see better!