“We don’t have army’s in my world, we have lovelies” 
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If I was Mrs Hinch I’d be feeling personally attacked by that tik tok bio lol“We don’t have army’s in my world, we have lovelies”
Despite his rigorous skin care regime, his exzeeeeeema etc.... he fails to include something with an spf. 
I’ve just cringed myself inside out reading that.“We don’t have army’s in my world, we have lovelies”
Would love to know the Ava May story, she doesn't seem mad about him these days
Maz's cameo in Derek's tiktok 
he really is a weird looking wee tattie!
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I am by no means an expert but yes I think you need the app, but you don’t have to sign up to anything you can just watch and search for tiktoks without an account.
Yes! I think some dynamic has changed, would love to know too.
A while back Hannah and James challenged Marion and Derek to a tiktok dance, that was obviously ignored otherwise we would have been subjected to it. It is like he tries to project this ‘life and soul of the party’ image but that is not him. I wonder if Hannah has realised how fake he is and that he doesn’t have the ‘out there’ personality that he likes to project.
Although I have heard that Hannah is not the nice girl next door she projects either.
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Mario is just one of those bitter gays that wants the world but can only afford polyester peach cushions.
I love eating an air fryer for breakfast.
How often does this cockwomble change his bed??
It feels like it’s everyday at the moment! It’s because his skin is SO SENSITIVE, and it’s definitely something to do with his laundry and not the smog of scented chemicals swirling around in his flat.
I'm here and ready for the Dyson hairdryer comments
No disrespect, but why has Derek surprised him with a Dyson hairdryer? 
That's a lot of expense for someone with little hair..... 
That's a lot of expense for someone with little hair..... Wonder was Derek told to buy it though, I mean if my otherhalf bought me something it wouldn't be for my hair cos he wouldn't have a clue unless I'd mentioned it.
I popped in for the (highly likely) tinned bolognese on garlic bread lunch then the washing out the back door of his wee tat cave flat to be surprised with nothing! Now I am here for the dyson hairdryer, the man has two hairs & a nit. Dezza must be taking the piss
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