Cleanandgleamit #14 Miss Recreation - Wrinkliest neck in the nation

[Shineyshine]

Cheeky fucking bitch. She’d get a slap where I’m from for going on like that. Ungrateful cow. She’s very brave when her and Davina are pissing about on her stories, but she’d shit herself if that lady showed up back in the shop.

 

[Karenharte17]

Why didn’t she run home for the food if that was the duck mum on the beach
She could have fed her then rather than say what a bad duck she was
Similar mothering skills as you then you cretin

 

[Tamij]

Thick as pig shit if she needs Adaaaam to explain every programme to her when they watch telly

“Adaaaaaaaam!”

 

[Holly1977]

Moan moan moan
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Is it just me - I brush my teeth after Iv had my breakfast. Won’t everything taste minty and odd

 

[Shineyshine]

No wonder her bike never works. She doesn’t look after it. Fucking state of it.

 

[longtimenosey]

So she’s using the money raised for the duck house on the ducklings… as she doesn’t think it’s going to happen?

 

[Tamij]

I can never get over how self centred she is. Her sister mentioned that their brother was playing in the Army/Navy rugby at Twickenham on Saturday, yet nothing from Georgia. The other girl in her sisters shop said there’s a island vs rest of world rugby game this morning, again nothing as yet from Georgia. If it’s not about her it doesn’t get a look in.
Little tip for you Georgia regarding buying Joan clothes, he’s old enough to choose his own you control freak

Brother in law surely?

 

[Libertine1975]

I don't ride a bike but I thought helmets were supposed to be tight on the head, the one from her friend seemed to be wobbling on her head.

 

[Tamij]

George. Once again, “it’s WORSE than it looks.”

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Good! The more she does it, the longer she’ll be out of action

Absolutely, she’s like a fucking child!

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Hope all those people on the boat don’t mind having their faces plastered all over her Instagram
Also, if there’s that amount of tourists on the island you’d think she’d open the shop. I bet daddy will have something to say about that

 

[AndyKPandy]

Even when she does wear it, she's got it like this

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Also, I don't know about you guys but I feel like if I injured myself so badly that I passed out, my first thought when I came round would be to get medical help, not open my phone to update my Instagram followers.

She looks like the manequin behind her

 

[Holly1977]

£28 for one pair of shorts They are way too short as well Georgia . More for teens

 

[Shineyshine]

Nostrils.

I can’t even look at her when she does that bloody upshot of her nose like that. Nobody needs to see how many nose hairs she’s got. Doesn’t she realise how grotesque it is? Still, I suppose anything to sell a mascara

 

[Shineyshine]

Same, it’s on my very long list of items I would never buy due to these people getting freebies. Emma mattresses, Hello fresh, Estrid razors etc

Wild deoderant,

 

[Tamij]

If she didn’t want them, why did she buy the hamster cage and specifically mention it was for the ducklings.

When she showed the cage was about the time she’s on about being given the ducklings. If she’s being honest perhaps she bought it ready for them.
But who even knows anything with this woman? I doubt she does want them though after last year.

 

[Computer says no]

I honestly can’t believe that they’re going away while Jowan is still home! Why don’t they want to spend any time with him. I mean, expected from Georgia, but Adam?!

Joan obviously wont be allowed to stay in the house, this is why Georgia didn’t seem pleased she was going!

 

[Shineyshine]

Eurgh - the state of it

Vile colour, doesn’t suit her, and makes her teeth look yellow… urgh.

And please can she stop showing close ups of herself massaging her scraggy, mole covered legs… collagen indeed

 

[Holly1977]

Why is she dressing like an 8 year old?

 

[Foreverfalcons]

Collagen has made your neck so much less wrinkled George.
Not exactly a glowing endorsement for that gunge you’re shilling.

Looks worse than ever to me