Title credit to @littlemisslegend
Recap mostly credit to @My2pWorth with a little bit of randomness from others
Still a druggy,
Still a dog abuser,
Still a benefit cheat,
Council caught her out for bedroom tax,
Keeps begging gifts because shes on UC sanctions,
Posts weed to her 'mates' via the royal mail
Bought cheap tat for the contact visit with her kids that are never coming home,
Moved her toy boy Dale in then kicked him out,
Fell out with the mouthy scot and now believes she is Tinkerbell
She clearly doesn’t realise how old she is and how ridiculous she looks
She had a bath today.....in the sea.
Smokes weed by the bucket load ,the house smells of poo And now she is selling her tuna canoe
Imagine the smell: piss, possibly faeces and that's just CJ!
Recap mostly credit to @My2pWorth with a little bit of randomness from others
Still a druggy,
Still a dog abuser,
Still a benefit cheat,
Council caught her out for bedroom tax,
Keeps begging gifts because shes on UC sanctions,
Posts weed to her 'mates' via the royal mail
Bought cheap tat for the contact visit with her kids that are never coming home,
Moved her toy boy Dale in then kicked him out,
Fell out with the mouthy scot and now believes she is Tinkerbell
She clearly doesn’t realise how old she is and how ridiculous she looks
She had a bath today.....in the sea.
Smokes weed by the bucket load ,the house smells of poo And now she is selling her tuna canoe
Imagine the smell: piss, possibly faeces and that's just CJ!