Chloelovestoshop

[motherofdonkeys]

So relateable, going to Dorset for the rest of August

Are the cats being left to fend for themselves?, I would hate to be away from any of my pets for that long.

 

[Raker]

I asked her why she’d posted about plastic in the ocean, then a few mins later, posted a shot showing all her plastic kindly gifted freebies . Her response was, “ I didn’t buy them though“

Yup, thick as mince ...

 

[JustMetotoday]

Tbf at least this trip is on brand, unlike that bizarre trip to Ibiza with the car company a couple of months ago! I think that’s when I really started to question what she was all about especially as it was her daughters birthday & she was agonising over whether to go or not & ended up dragging them along with her & first stop on the itinerary was to a vineyard. That was a bizarre collaboration for so many reasons!

Agonising for all of 3 seconds!

 

[Alightened]

Am I on the wrong thread here

mod edit..
I think most of the fashionable pan posts have been moved here to avoid confusion

The fashionable pan

Is there a thread for The Fashionable Pan? There bloody should be - she is so annoying! Off to blag a chair from LoveYourHome or whatever it's called today - "they saw my stories and got in touch". Fuck off love, you storied begging for a new chair and tagged them in it. The stories with...

tattle.life

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

Such a moaning, bratty princess. Just had a extended holiday in Dorset, followed by another break with her husband. All the while her mother/slave provides free childcare. Yet she is still moaning about something.

I cannot get my head around how she functions? How does she cope we doing normal stuff like the weekly shop, cleaning the loo? Or does Mummy slave deal with it all for her?

You'd have to wonder. I don't actually know what she stands for in life.

 

[Affiliatedlink]

So now it’s seems the trend is to get yourself a pooch of the designer made to order variety AKA asnapshotofme! I wonder if Chloe is getting her afflink money! This angers me so much!!!

 

[MadameOvary]

Yes, she’s ultra clingy with her little girl!

It's because the younger one is a looky-likey mini-Princess with her ballet. The older one (no ballet = a disappointment) barely gets a mention.

 

[Cariad]

So relateable, going to Dorset for the rest of August

Are the cats being left to fend for themselves?, I would hate to be away from any of my pets for that long.

Probably getting her hired help mum to pet sit

 

[Pushyplumb]

The way she goes on about the dog not wanting her to go out. Wasn't he meant to be a family pet rather than her only companion?

 

[Dizzy]

Could she be more out of touch with her latest post? Jesus Christ, its a new low even for her

 

[FakeNews]

And bang on cue, more high-end free stuff - Lancome this time and then free juices. It really does break my heart how screwed up the nation is.

 

[RosiePosy]

What stories did she remove from earlier which caused offence?? Anybody spot them?

 

[tarahalls]

Sending gifts to influencers works, that’s why firms do it. They send the gift (a pair of leggings, a tube of moisturiser, a candle) which isn’t a big outlay to them and it gets shown to 10s of thousands of people - that kind of advertising traditionally costs top dollar. It’s the cheapest possible way to advertise and it really yields results - that’s they they keep doing it. And yes, I agree, it’s very fucking annoying!

It kind of doesn’t work tho because if I see anyone gifted anything I blacklist that company! & yes, the list gets bigger everyday but The ones that really get me are ‘influencers’ who have the nerve to accept something then say if (you’re mug enough to) buy, so much % goes to charity. Do those companies honestly think that’s a well thought-out campaign

 

[Shosho]

The working out stories? More like an exercise in showing off her arse and tits again - oh Chloe you are shameless

Ass!? Where??

 

[tarahalls]

I see the begging paid off again & she finally got gifted a dog coat

It's more the fact that they have chosen to use her to advertise the brand. I don't want my money to be funding the free stuff that she has been gifted.

Exactly why I don’t buy from anywhere these ‘influencers’ get freebies from

 

[Blondie123]

Why would she consider getting a delivery slot? So many more people need them and she's out and about anyway? Though the idea of the prin having to do a full Christmas supermarket run on her own does make me giggle!

 

[Libbub]

And it's all about her.........go for a lay down chloe love........ (no wonder comments are off she's knows she's gonna get a roasting but she still goes ahead with the post)

 

[Pushyplumb]

Her only sense of peace was walking the dog, now that has been taken away from her and she needs to get a rape alarm. Definitely will be in need of a little lay down to cope with the stress. Poor love.

 

[Libbub]

Could you imagine if that dog got nicked? I mean it's a shit thing to do and devastating for any family but can you imagine chloe??? She'd probably faint in the park...... Followed by taking to her bed with the curtains closed for at least a month. I bet she stops taking the dog out now..... It'll become a prisoner in her house cos she scared.

 

[Libbub]

Oh no - did they get it back?

Nope! Gone forever! They were devastated.