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Chloe is becoming more and more like the desperate 15 year olds that wear bodycon dresses to village hall parties. They usually are made up to look about 15 whilst attempting to "pull" a lad from class who looks about 12.
“A” swipe up?! No wonder she has a sore neck from all that shoehorning of swipeups into every frame of her stories...So her neck is so sore she moans all day but somehow still manages to go and try clothes on!! And oh yes, there’s a swipe up
“For those who were asking about” ....she is utterly SHAMELESS
I’ve just seen that they’ve set up an Instagram for Teddy now. As if the pics we get on her account aren’t tedious enough!
OMG is she ever happy? 
Chloelovestomoan, different location, same old story 
Imagine having her life but there ALWAYS being something wrong, how do her family cope with her!
Chloelovestomoan, different location, same old story Imagine having her life but there ALWAYS being something wrong, how do her family cope with her!I saw this & had to laugh that she was wearing her mask in the fitting room...probably so she could add a swipe up but even so
She is so far removed from most people's reality, she's actually a pain.
I used to cringe for her, watching her stories. Poor me, woe is me. Just painful.
I used to cringe for her, watching her stories. Poor me, woe is me. Just painful.
Such a moaning, bratty princess. Just had a extended holiday in Dorset, followed by another break with her husband. All the while her mother/slave provides free childcare. Yet she is still moaning about something.
I cannot get my head around how she functions? How does she cope we doing normal stuff like the weekly shop, cleaning the loo? Or does Mummy slave deal with it all for her?
I cannot get my head around how she functions? How does she cope we doing normal stuff like the weekly shop, cleaning the loo? Or does Mummy slave deal with it all for her?
You'd have to wonder. I don't actually know what she stands for in life.
Thank duck - please, for the love of god, no more Teddy pics (I won't be following the mutt).
Pet accounts are the saddest thing on insta. They scream desperation.
I stopped following, but Instagram now throws up “suggestions”, so no escape.
u OK hun?
So what, slave mummy had enough? Broken nail? Return of school run? Cat doesn’t like dog? Or something real and relatable? Hate vaguebooking or whatever the Insta version is. ...
u OK hun?
So what, slave mummy had enough? Broken nail? Return of school run? Cat doesn’t like dog? Or something real and relatable? Hate vaguebooking or whatever the Insta version is. ...
I’d guess husband is playing away.
Posts like that just imagine all the PMs she's getting 
imagine all the PMs she's getting 
When you work in an office you don’t just come in and get your head down, you chat to your friends and colleagueS. You moan about your OH, life, everyday irritations to REAL people not your phone and phoney fake friends on insta!
Posts like that just
She won't be "stuck" aka bored now.
These kind of posts always make me laugh - the classic attention-seeking 'I'm going through some terrible things' posts complete with melodramatic quiver of the lip and a waft of smelling salts. If you don't want to draw attention to the fact you're 'struggling with things you can't share on here' then simply don't. Either go quiet and take some time to work through it, or stick pictures up of flowers, clouds, your shoes, your children's little fingernail. Write about the weather, about the state of next door's lawn, about a smoothie you had last June. It's far easier to pretend all is well from behind your computer screen than it is in an office, you silly, vacuous, pathetic woman. Life is incredibly easy for the likes of the Chloes of this world, and to draw attention to the fact that things are less than 100% perky and complain how hard it is that you have to keep going when you can't share what it is - well, I'm sorry, but it screams of narcissism at its very best. While of course, I genuinely hope she's not dealing with anything hideous like cancer, a friend dying, bankruptcy, a deeply unhappy child, marriage falling part, I do resent her letting us all know that it's ten times harder for her to cope with because she's online.
Absolutely. Behind those squares you can be dealing with all sorts and it’s far easier to hide than it would be in an office?!?
I reckon Slave Mother had a day off and poor princess Chloe is just exhausted
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