He's been replaced by the dog. Also, I bet the mumslave is scrubbing those floors...What has happened to darling angel Charlie? He was rammed in our faces at every opportunity on stories, never see him now (thankfully).
There’s no way Princess would have cleaned that up. That was MumSlave’s job without a doubt.Imagine her horror when she discovered her dog had shat everywhere this morning and she had to clean it up!
Did she actually say someone thought she looked huge? Are you meaning the high waisted jeans?!Ha ha - no, not guilty!! They're brave though - any criticism usually gets you a ban
Ah but yesterday she's said she's considering having her hair cut (or in her words 'having the chop') so it's probably requiring all her energy and brain power to decide whether she's having two or three inches cut offShe’s bought a mattress so she can recline in the garden now too. I imagine she’s also trying to buy someone to feed her grapes & fan her brow as Mummy keeps the plates spinning with grandchildren, pets & general domestic life as it all passes her by...
Imagine criticising her mum for delivering her dinner to her in bed in a boxParaphrasing, but really?!?
“ So nice to eat a meal cooked by someone else or not delivered in a box”
if she’s in bed or watching films by 5, just who is cooking for the family? It’s obviously someone else ... slave mother or semi-skanky husband!
love that description!semi-skanky husband
That is seriously not normal. She is so high maintenance - cannot imagine that she has any pals really. Any worth their salt would tell her to grow a bloody pair.Had to take some time away to get used to the “new me”. In other words, spent the last 24 hours alternating between eye fucking herself and having a lie down because she had a hair cut. Fuck me, she is PATHETIC.
Is she trolling us?!Teddy is extremely cute, but .....she cries when he gets his hair cut?!?!?! FFS woman!!!!
And you’re defo right @Dizzy nailed it!
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