Chloe Loves to Shop #2

[Raker]

I like Matalan gym stuff, but I suppose if your life’s work is shilling Sweaty Betty stuff you can’t go there… #priorities

 

[RosiePosy]

They went with friends, my guess is the friends did all the research and organising, might be wrong but given the fretting she did around travelling so far with the dog, I just don't see her organising that kind of holiday herself.

She said their friends own a home there, a second home likely.

 

[salchick89]

Ha ha ha

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Yes Chloe, what do you do as your full time job

Hilarious in fact I remember her posting once that she worked full time in HR so an office job basically then gave up work when the youngest of her kids started school

 

[sarahlou33xxxxxx]

I thought she tested positive on Monday.
According to her she has isolated for 10 days and has had 2 consecutive days of negative lateral flows.
Very quickly commented and blocked me.

 

[Affiliatedlink]

I always think of the Harry Enfield sketches 'I saw you coming' when I think of Chloe.

Omg I absolutely love these sketches! My hubs and I are forever quoting “ I saw you coming!”

 

[Wifo1976]

Doesn’t surprise me. Then seeing Miranda Dunn off on a lovely ski holiday with her family in February half term. Meanwhile in debt up to her eyeballs, all written off via a limited company like a load of these other scroungers. What was the racist holiday post on DMBL40?

DMBL40’s husband made a racist comment whilst they were with some other nobs on a Ridley trip. It was on her stories which were swiftly deleted.

Kat Farmer DMBL40 #2 Tone deaf

I just saw someone comment that Kat had deleted her comment about yesterday’s stories, and then a minute later that comment had been deleted too. So that seems to be her approach - pretend it didn’t happen and silence anyone calling her out for it. She can hardly acknowledge It happened can...

tattle.life

 

[Wifo1976]

Nothing changes

 

[Loopypappy]

If it's not bad enough that her mum/slave has come over to be left to dog sit with a broken leg and an office chair to get around on she is now in danger of a tree falling into her window.

I’m sorry but I did laugh at her story - how’s her bloody luck eh?!

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Totally unrelated to any of the above, but I think I’ve finally figured out why she looks different lately - has she quietly had implants removed?!

Possibly, they do look less pert

 

[motherofdonkeys]

There has definitely got to be a reason her Mum would travel back to the UK so soon after returning to SA and with a broken ankle.

Chlo been gifted any hotel stays and need childcare?

Agree with those guessing she's here for NHS treatment.

 

[#previouslygifted]

I think she looks different. What does he do?

 

[PinkFigs]

She's been spoilt and indulged her whole life, by her parents as a child and now still by them it seems, and also her husband. Does anyone know if she has any brothers and sisters?

 

[Libertine]

Oh please, is she for real?! “ I only have a few short rails and I’m utterly ruthless.” Why do you buy 5 different versions of the same thing all the time then? And giving stuff to charity doesn’t absolve you from all the crap that goes into landfill. Awful woman

This also doesn’t sound so unusual for many couples who share wardrobe space? A rail, a shelf and half a chest of drawers was my reality until we moved out of the capital.

 

[Nancy Knows]

Thanks for explaining, however I’m not being mislead by Chlo or anyone else. Instagram is all smoke and mirrors - in the main you only see the good stuff - and that’s from everyone from my sister in law to FBB to royalty! I don’t swipe up or buy anything they advertise because I’m not lining these freeloaders pockets and indulged lifestyles. Regardless of where they live they still have the kind of lifestyles that most of us do not. Chloe isn’t hiding a secret 9-5 job where she has to juggle her home, family and life. It’s the fact she’s so removed from reality that grates and hence she has this thread. And I know FBB more than likely has help in the form of a nanny, so to the majority of folk their Insta is not reality. I’m assuming most of their followers will be women, probably in their 30s or 40s trying to run homes, jobs, lives. What these two try to portray as escapism has gone full circle and post Covid has seen a shift in how they are viewed.

Completely agree. Good sensible opinion

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

Refuse to click on links from "influencers" when they can't be bothered to be clear about where the item is from. That said, does anybody know where this jumper is from?

A lot of the huns were flogging this before Christmas. I’m pretty sure it was river island.

 

[Dizzy]

Fixed it for you x

Hahahaha! Laughed way too long and hard at this!

 

[Nancy Knows]

She’s such a dickhead

Beyond. How she copes with an ear piercing…….wahhhhh silly cow. Pathetic. She makes me feel like Wonder Woman - she’s such a wet blanket

 

[PinkFigs]

I’m sure in her stories on her page she once did a section about how she apparently stays so ‘shlim’

 

[Pushyplumb]

She has treated her dog like a replacement baby since she got him. It will be Chloe that won't cope being without the mutt rather than the other way round and anyone who watches her stories won't want to dog sit for free if they hear her going on about how he doesn't sleep and is scared of the noise made by the cat flap.

 

[Dizzy]

Agreed. I’m a ‘small’ in lots of clothes these days and yet I have big boobs and a proper arse. It’s just vanity sizing.