Chloe Loves to Shop #2

[salchick89]

She’s in the car saying sh s still fighting off a cold/infection, yet she’s wearing a floaty summer blouse brilliant. Put a jumper on if you’re ill- or is the floaty blouse just for the camera of course

 

[motherofdonkeys]

She'd sneeze once and take herself off to bed for a fortnight saying she's fighting an infection, she's literally treating a tiny coldsore with the whole contents of Boots

Her friend, Fran has just had a tooth extracted, can you imagine the fuss if that was poor ickle weak feeble Chloe, she'd be booking a private carer for at least a month.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

She's over the moon! She's got covid!!

The glee is palpable, weeks of being in bed and being waited on hand and foot ahead, Chloe's utterly beside herself with glee.

 

[AutumnDays]

She's over the moon! She's got covid!!

The glee is palpable, weeks of being in bed and being waited on hand and foot ahead, Chloe's utterly beside herself with glee.

Definitely, you could see the excitement oozing from her.

 

[salchick89]

I can barely watch, she is so awful. Really doesn’t want to pass it to her mum. Clearly - who would wait on her otherwise?

 

[tarahalls]

It’s called Munchausen’s, Chloe, not covid!

 

[Libbub]

It’s called Munchausen’s, Chloe, not covid!

I absolutely think she is suffering from that. The signs are all there.

 

[Dizzy]

I absolutely think she is suffering from that. The signs are all there.

I think she is too on some level.

 

[Slip slip knit]

Bloody hell she was absolutely buzzing her tits off wasn’t she?! Absolutely bizarre behaviour.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

She's made it through the night. Thoughts and prayers are with Chloe at this difficult time in bed.

 

[petitspois]

I bet she expects her Mum to get up and down all those stairs to tend to her (with the broken ankle).

 

[motherofdonkeys]

And the new sweatshirt says 'Self Care Club' on it

 

[Cariad]

All my colleagues in NHS who have had covid( including consultant oncologist and radiologist) have continued to work from home ( telephone clinics/ MDT meetings) despite feeling like because there has been no one to cover their workloads and waiting lists would have become even longer ....but poor old Chloe has had to take to bed bless her , cos it's soooo tiring being an blagger influencer

 

[Whatapalaver]

Gotta get that little mention of Banham (alarms) in - just so we know she has the absolute top-of-the-range security system in that little 5-bedroom Edwardian villa mansion of hers.

Not too I’ll for a try on, guyzzzzzzzzz! But oh dear - this little SMALL sweatshirt isn’t oversize enough! Maybe a medium would’ve been better on my tiny little frame?!

 

[salchick89]

Back on the morning routine 50 face creams a day nonsense. She’s done this a million times. So dull. And I feel sorry for anyone who believes they need to put that much different gunk on their face to have nice skin.

 

[HouseofQuiche]

I literally have one cream

 

[JustMetotoday]

It’s absurd to have that many products, surely she wastes half of it as it doesn’t last for long

 

[salchick89]

I literally have one cream

Exactly! A good moisturiser and make sure you clean all your make up off at night. That’s it. Wow I should be an influencer (don’t forget think I’d make very much tho)

 

[trav35]

Oh my god, her stories this morning - how many borderline identical striped jumpers does she need, and that’s just the ones visible in the background?! Literally looks like she’s filming from a shop, she needs to get a bleeping hobby.

 

[Dizzy]

I just had a look at her stories and flipping nora she is absolutely ecstatic to have an actual bona fide illness to warrant all the hand to forehead-ing isn't she?!