Omg. SILs bf rents some space in my bfs workshop. She went down there this morning to get some money off her bf as she always does and found some car keys with a pink keyring on in the key safe (dunno why she was snouting). She was phoning to ask if they belong to my bfs customer or hers cos she doesn't like him booking females in. I was like "you're off your head mate I dunno whos they are but I don't care either if it's bringing in money". She hung up on me